"Terrible, I was sick that day." Joke Poo: The Data Scientist A data scientist asks another: "How accurate was your model?" "Horrible. It was right once." Okay, let’s break down this joke:…
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Today (27 June) was the birthday of Helen Keller, and is celebrated annually as Helen Keller Day.
I just wanted to make sure you all knew – I haven't seen or heard much about it. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the Helen Keller joke, titled "Joke Poo," attempting…
Little Tummy!
Little Timmy is always being teased by the neighborhood boys for being “stupid.” Their favorite joke is to offer Timmy a choice between a nickel and a dime. Timmy always takes the…
Cemetery signs
On a moonlit night, a young couple entered a cemetery and shed their clothes for some fun. Soon after they were interrupted by a guard who yelled, “Didn’t you see the sign…
My girlfriend’s dad is mad because I took her virginity.
I called him and said, "It won't happen again!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that premise, titled: Joke Poo: My Colleague’s Keyboard My colleague is furious because…
Have you noticed how many people have rock lamps their homes these days?
Must be all the lava lamps from the 70s that have finally cooled down… Joke Poo: Have you noticed how many people have tiny succulents in their homes these days? Must be…
Why is it taking so long to analyze the Black Box data from the Air India crash?
Because even in India, tech support puts investigators on hold. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why is it taking so long to clean…
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back
I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, keeping the structure and surprise element similar: Joke Poo: The…
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic homophobic terrorist leader?
He got rid of all of the IED programs Joke Poo: Did you hear about the Colorblind Interior Designer? He decorated the entire office in a delightful shade of…well, nobody’s quite sure…
What did the alpha particle say to the depressed gamma photon?
There’s plenty of fission, thus, c. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original nuclear physics joke: Title: Joke Poo What did the lonely, existential bagel say to the overworked…