Category: Totally Feckin random

He got rid of all of the IED programs Joke Poo: Did you hear about the Colorblind Interior Designer? He decorated the entire office in a delightful shade of…well, nobody’s quite sure…

There’s plenty of fission, thus, c. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original nuclear physics joke: Title: Joke Poo What did the lonely, existential bagel say to the overworked…

During my quarterly performance review, my supervisor at work told me that I've never accomplished anything in my life, but that I had a lot of great stuff under my belt. I…

Just dont make a habit of it! Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to the toddler when he caught him flushing the toilet paper roll? Just don’t clog the habit! Alright,…

Called it a high-ku. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the same pun structure: Joke Poo: Late Night Code Stayed up coding late. Wrote a function so tight. Called it "a bug…

One guy is in the whorehouse. One guy is headed there and the other guy is headed home. What are their nationalities? The one headed home is Finnish The one headed there…

I whisper as I do my budget for the month Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Sticky Situation "Damn, this is so firm…" I…

But when I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your example: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Dumpster Dive Last…

I just have one line: "Bye, honey, I'm off to work now." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled "The Code Audit": Joke Poo: The Code Audit I just…

He said "Here comes an elephant over the hill. What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing. He didn't recognize him. Joke Poo: The…