Category: Totally Feckin random

I just have one line: "Bye, honey, I'm off to work now." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled "The Code Audit": Joke Poo: The Code Audit I just…

He said "Here comes an elephant over the hill. What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing. He didn't recognize him. Joke Poo: The…

On a southbound train a few weeks after the Civil War had ended, a pretty young lady quickly stood up and found another seat next to a Confederate soldier returning home. “That…

DNA is all the same There are no dental records Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the redneck murder joke, titled "The Software Engineer’s Lament": The Software Engineer’s…

Ask them to pronounce “unionized” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Programmer’s Predicament How do you tell a front-end developer from a back-end developer? Ask them to center a…

The guy must be living under Iraq. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The AI’s Database I chatted with an AI today that didn’t…

To cover their butt quacks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the duck joke: Joke Poo: Why do skunks wear tiny sombreros? To cover their butt ‘o-dor! Alright,…

Never taking a nap with the brownies in the oven again… Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the brownie joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems I just used…

Kicked out of the petting zoo Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do you get when you cross a sourdough starter with a…

But if they find marijuana, then it's mine?? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Crypto Mine What a decentralized future! If I discover…