But if they find marijuana, then it's mine?? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Crypto Mine What a decentralized future! If I discover…
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The grocery store boy asked me, “paper or plastic”. I told him I didn’t care and told him to choose for me. He said he couldn’t do that…
Baggers can’t be choosers. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, with the title "Joke Poo" and altering a key element while maintaining a similar comedic structure: Joke Poo…
Did you hear about the Nun who started listening to Linkin Park?
She's Breaking the Habit tonight. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Nun and Linkin Park joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Playlist Did you hear about the Plumber who started listening…
How Hot Is It?
Well, yesterday I saw a bird blow on a worm before he ate it! Joke Poo: How Wired Is It? Well, yesterday I saw a self-driving car stop at a charging station……
My kid came home with tears in his eyes. I asked what’s wrong and he said, “Teacher says I have good reading ability, but not spelling ability.”
Kneeling down, I put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Don’t you worry, son…when you grow up, you’ll rarely have to spell ability.” Joke Poo: My Plant My fern drooped over,…
I lost the spelling bee last night in the last round when I couldn’t remember how to spell “Armageddon”.
Oh well, it's not the end of the world. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo I lost my job as a plumber yesterday. They fired me after I couldn’t remember how to spell…
Writing a joke about sex is hard;
not because the topic is overused, but because it's hard to type with one hand." Okay, here’s the joke: Joke Poo: Writing About Plumbing is Hard Writing about plumbing is hard; not…
What does Porky Pig use to wipe?
A bidet. A bidet. A bidet. That’s all, folks! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What does Winnie the Pooh use to wipe his bum? A honeypot. A honeypot. A…
Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. So you see…
….. the oily bird gets the warm! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your penguin joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Worm Turns Earthworms are vital for soil health because they…
Started dating a girl I met online. I thought she might be the one.
But after looking through her wardrobe, and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided – if she can't hold down a job, she's…