Category: Totally Feckin random

Snake 2: No, why do you ask? Snake 1: Oh, what a relief. I just bit my tongue. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the snake joke, titled…

He got his own hair cut, then told the barber, “You cut the kid’s hair—I’m just going to buy some vegetables.” The barber gave the child a haircut, but Little Johnny never…

It's still just a yard. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your prompt, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: No matter how much data I compress this file by… …it’s still just…

Necrophilia ain't easy. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: I Collect Shells I really love hermit crabs. Hoarding ain’t easy. Okay, let’s break…

One fly farts. The other fly says, "Hey! I'm eating, here!" Joke Poo: Two Ants on a Lollipop Two ants are diligently marching across a giant, sticky lollipop. One ant hiccups, sending…

Billy: One dollar. Teacher: I'm sorry, Billy, it seems you don't know your math. Billy: I'm sorry, Miss, it seems you don't know my dad. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament Plumbing Instructor:…

It’s tearable. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Conundrum I have a composting joke. It’s re-cycle-able. Okay, let’s break down this joke…

Dick Tracey Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet designer who keeps messing up the plumbing?…

Me: I bought a gun because of a bird phobia. Therapist: You might be getting carried away. Me: (firing into the ceiling) not without a fight. Okay, here’s my attempt at a…

My girlfriend could see the look in my eyes and asked what I was thinking. I said, "I can see us in a Ménage à trois with your friend." To which ny…