Category: Totally Feckin random

I refused to work on sundaes. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Lost My Gig at the Compost Heap I got fired from the…

Oof. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your roof joke: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Diet Last night, a plate of questionable street tacos blew right through my gut. Oof. Okay,…

She was kind of wild and had loose Morel’s Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of your spore joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: The Software…

Because all of them moved along the Strait of Malacca! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why is there no bad Coffee in Seattle? Because all of…

For letter A, they wrote autism. For B, they wrote bipolarity. They thought for a long time on the letter C, until one of them said: — I have a disorder that…

They are supposed to blow up Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, playing on the same element of unexpected function/malfunction: Joke Poo: My Dentist’s Floss My…

Because there's no way a studio would greenlight Blazing Saddles 2 in 2025. Joke Poo: Why is Jeff Bezos launching a luxury space yacht in 2030? Because there’s no way the IRS…

He said, “None… you’ll want to be able to see them.” Joke Poo: Asked my Gardener Friend Asked my avid gardener friend what vegetable is best to grow starting from seed with…

Even when I went down on her, she tasted funny. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke while aiming for a similar comedic structure and surprise:…

Jesus then stands defiantly in front of the crowd and says “STOP. Let the one amongst you who has no sin cast the first stone.” The crowd falls still. Suddenly a rock…