Category: Totally Feckin random

He wasn't the best at basic math, his smart phone was dead and to make matters worse, he'd lost his calculator. Frustrated with his plight, he asked his secretary. "Mrs Wilkins, if…

One evening he burst in and said, “Pack your bags, Ma. We don’t have to live here anymore.” Tears filled her eyes. She hugged him and whispered, “I always knew you’d make…

And Kama Sutra shows how. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Constitution The Constitution says everyone is created equal. And corporate lawyers show how some are more equal than others. Alright,…

Now they're all rooting for me. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I Told My Toilet I Appreciate It Now it’s got a lot on its mind, processing everything. Alright, let’s get…

I just need her to buy them for me. Okay, here’s a Joke Poo based on your original, with a new title and altered key elements: Joke Poo: The Digital Nomad’s Dilemma…

so they shortened it to 'half a dozen' Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo Humans were too lazy to actually do any gardening,…

A guy just got back from Ireland and was telling an amazing story. “I was walking in a glen when I saw a leprechaun trapped under a rock. After I freed him,…

Not because I am irreplaceable, but because my boss can’t even explain what they want in the first place Joke Poo: AI will never write my code. Not because my logic is…

Instead I was asked why was I wearing wool. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Bake Sale Bluff I spent all day…

Whose limericks all stopped at line two. Joke Poo: Title: The Coding Guru There once was a coder named Lou, Whose comments were strictly “TODO.” Alright, let’s break down this limerick fragment…