Category: Totally Feckin random

I feel like if you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal. Joke Poo: Title: I’m All Booked Up I’m tired of jokes about fantasy and sci-fi. I feel like if you’ve heard Tolkien,…

"Certainly not!" she says.. "I will use my finger like everybody else." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," keeping the spirit of the original but changing the scenario and the…

Mikael: points at a goat "Hans, look! A goat. I've never drunk milk from a goat!" Mikael starts drinking milk directly from the goat. Mikael: "Delicious!" Hans grabs the earring that the…

I just wish I could remember who it was. Joke Poo: All my life I’ve wanted to POO something. I just wish I could remember what it was. Alright, let’s analyze this…

I have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying… I still have it till this day It seemed very important to them for me to have it…

You've got another thing coming. Okay, here’s the original joke, for reference: To the person who hacked my Amazon account and changed my address to theirs. You’ve got another thing coming. And…

He said “Yes, all the others were nines and tens” Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on the original while maintaining a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Art…

It took a while, but I managed to work my way up Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Just got employed as a…

Peckham Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version of the bird attack joke, titled "Joke Poo," designed to maintain a similar structure but with a different target and comedic element: Joke Poo I’ve…

…waking up from a nap and realizing you're still at work. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: What a Cruddy Feeling… …going to the bathroom at a…