Category: Totally Feckin random

A Joint Coalition Joke Poo: What do you call a group of plumbers working on a particularly nasty blockage? A Clogged Congress. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke: Setup: What do…

Next time I'll try to sleep with my mouth shut. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled "Surprise Delivery": Joke Poo: Surprise Delivery Woke up to the greatest pizza…

The guys were impressed by her knowledge of the rules and eventually asked: “How come you know so much about baseball?” “Well,” she explained, “I used to be a man until I…

The store manager saw how much she bought and called over an employee to help the woman take her items to her car. The woman noticed the employee was handsome and muscular….

The next day, he was arrested, tried, and sentence to execution at next day quarter to noon. As per custom, with audience gathering around to watch, the magistrate announced what he did,…

Or maybe 2, I have 2 lamps. Joke Poo: Title: Gardener’s Exchange Joke: A gardener posts a notice at the community center: "Seeking a shovel for a short-term engagement." … Or perhaps…

He saw a nice-looking hooker sitting on a stool, so he stopped and looked at her with interest. She noticed his lack of confidence, obviously because he was too short, so she…

Me: "Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011" Boss: "Really"? Me: "No" Joke Poo: Therapist’s Couch Therapist: "Emotional repression will only hurt you in the long run."…

The Blue Gene Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the DNA strand joke: Joke Poo: What kind of fecal matter should you be afraid to drive with? …Poop-eroni!…

He was calling me about his trip so far and I said “I know where you’ve Benin, but where are you going Togo?” Okay, here’s a new joke titled "Joke Poo" inspired…