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What do you call a donkey who gives high fives?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ass that slaps. Joke Poo: What do you call a computer that constantly interrupts meetings to offer unsolicited advice? An interfering PC. Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build…

What do you call a hippo that’s swears a lot?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hippopottymouth Joke Poo: What do you call a cloud that’s constantly complaining about the weather? … A Cirrusly Grumpy Nimbus. Alright, let’s dissect this hippo-tastic joke. Analysis: Joke Structure: It’s a…

I hired a new handyman…

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

…. I gave him a list of jobs to do. He did jobs, 1, 3, 5 and 7. Turns out he’s an odd job man! Joke Poo: I employed a new plumber……

Why are famous assassins and serial killers, like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman, and John Wayne Gacy known by three names?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they have been VERY BAD and are in BIG TROUBLE. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: Why are Toilet Paper brands like Charmin,…

My japanese instructor thinks that coins are talking to him.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sensei's sense says cents say sensei. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," taking your starting joke and twisting it: Joke Poo: My Pet Psychic’s Problems My vet thinks his psychic…

For Fathers Day I got a stick deodorant

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I followed the instructions; Pop off top and push up bottom. Now my armpits still smell as bad, but when I fart it smells great! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…

My family found out about my humiliation fetish and staged an intervention to shame me.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I came to it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original humiliation fetish joke: Joke Poo: My Budget Found Out My budget found out about my impulsive…

Why is sunburned skin attractive?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because it's a-peeling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your sunburn joke: Joke Poo: Why is a clogged toilet charming? Because it’s a-bowl-ing. Alright, let’s break down this…

The key to work success is to build a strong bond with your manager, learn about what drives them, their vulnerabilities

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then come promotion time you'll have the proper blackmail to claim yours. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Key to Zen Mastery The key to…

What did one terrorist mother say to the other?

Posted on June 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Kids these days, they blow-up so fast. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to his trainee? "These toilets, they clog…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man walks into the library and inquires about the book “Pavlov’s Dog and Schrödinger’s Cat.
  • Flat out impressive
  • I know a guy who is 4’2″ tall. I found out he had his wallet stolen by a pick pocket.
  • A ventriloquist’s car had broken down in Wales…
  • A man and a dog are playing chess.
  • Two prawns are swimming along one day…
  • I called my wife and asked her bra size. She said, “…um, why?”
  • A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.
  • A blond jock, fresh out of a state-approved teacher prep program, lands a job as a PE teacher for 16-year-old boys.
  • Why do Aussies decide who pays for dinner over chess?
  • Wedding night
  • An old blind man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his family.
  • I started the world’s first underground rock ‘n’ roll nightclub that accepts food stamps
  • A sociologist was traveling through Appalachia…
  • Two Economists are Walking along a Road…
  • I had a minor car accident today….
  • The CEO of IKEA was just elected the Prime Minister of Sweden
  • I showed up to a Halloween party dressed as a premature ejaculation.
  • Job for apprentice blacksmith says the sign outside the smiths little hut.
  • A man sees a woman sitting in her stalled car on the side of the road . He stops to ask if she needs any help.
  • A blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown.
  • Do you want 50 cents or a dollar
  • A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him
  • The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: “So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?”
  • What to do with all these foreskins?
  • Letter Home From School
  • What did the cannibal have for dessert?
  • What do you call a super hero who only defends the US?
  • Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?
  • A bear walks into a bar
  • My Dad Sent Be a Get Better Soon card.
  • After a few years in America my dad got a job at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?
  • Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
  • Why do Athenians hate waking up early?
  • What do “Green Eggs and Ham” and “Fifty Shades of Gray” have in common?
  • A husband and wife are discussing their last wishes.
  • Cookies
  • There was once an old man who lived by a forest. As the years went on, his hair thinned until he was completely bald.On his deathbed, he told his children:
  • High school multiple choice exam (just Yes or No answers)
  • 3 Golf Balls
  • An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, the offices in the Center Center are yours.
  • If you can’t find the opposite of “remember”…
  • What do you call a small green Jedi in the alps?
  • Someone in the street market was shouting: “Jokes for sale, jokes for sale”.
  • I woke up in the middle of the night cooking stir fry.
  • How to pronounce Celtic words and names
  • I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.
  • What do you call footwear made from bananas?
  • New deodorant
  • Man sends widow email by mistake

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