"Your presence is present enough! We don't want any presents!" Now I'm not sure if I should go. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo," based on the provided joke: Joke Poo:…
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
Geri can Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Which Pokemon is best at plumbing? Answer: Pipi can. Okay, let’s break down this Spice Girls joke and then spice it up (pun intended)….
Why is the world so bad?
It's only awarded one star. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why are the toilets at the fancy restaurant always so clean? Because they’re only given one…
Why do robots always take the subway during the week?
Because it is their sub routine. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Why Do Compost Bins Get So Depressed? Why do compost…
Credit to my 9 year old daughter for this one:
“Dad, is One Direction still together?” “No, I think they broke up” “Ohhhh, so they all decided to go their own way” (She didn’t realize she made a joke until I pointed…
We need to talk
Is it about how I act like I know everything? Yes, it is I knew it! Joke Poo: We Need to Potty We need to potty. Is it about how I always…
Have you heard of Alexander Graham Bellski?
He was the first American telephone Pole! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Alexander Graham Bellski joke, aiming to retain a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke…
What did one butt-cheek say to the other?
Brother, if we just stick together, we can really end this shit. Joke Poo: What did one eyelash say to the other? Sister, if we just stick together, we can really end…
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! Joke Poo: Why Do Plumbers Always Carry a Wrench? Because they AAAARRGHHHH!!!… just kidding! They need to UNCLOG!!! Alright, let’s analyze this classic. Original Joke Dissection: Core Element: The…
I’ve dated a lot of women with bizarre fetishes. The one the that bothered me the most was a German girl who insisted we roleplay as different types of processed meats.
She was the wurst. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell": Title: Code Smell I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered…