She was the wurst. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell": Title: Code Smell I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered…
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Beethoven was attracted to women with kinks. Countess Giulietta Giucciardi liked bondage. Josephine Brunsvik was into roleplaying. And then there was Elisabeth Roeckel, better known as
Furry Elise. Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," inspired by your Beethoven joke: Joke Poo Professor Quentin Quibble was known for his unconventional research interests in the…
A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he…
I recently joined a nudist colony
The first few days were the hardest Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the nudist colony joke, keeping a similar structure and aiming for a twist: Joke Poo: The Introvert Retreat…
I do not PM
Therefore I AM Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on "I do not PM. Therefore I AM": Original Joke: I do not PM. Therefore I AM. Joke Poo Title:…
Claudia Winkleman won’t get her MBE at Buckingham Palace
It'll be at a Fringe Event. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Claudia Winkleman MBE joke, titled: Joke Poo: Prue Leith’s Prize Prue Leith won’t be getting…
West Virginia has proclaimed a new dancing queen
She's young and sweet, only seven teeth Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" take on the West Virginia dancing queen joke, with the title "The Galactic Emperor’s Decree": Title: The Galactic Emperor’s Decree…
So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!
But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man Original Joke: Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only…
Recently, a new Commander at an Army Camp was selected
The Commander was never stationed at the camp before, so he was given a tour of the camp. Suddenly, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. Surprised, he asked them why they…
What do you call a transgender Indian baker?
Naan Binary Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a vegetarian dragon who runs a fast-food restaurant? Flame Broiled, Not Burned! Alright, let’s break…