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I’ve dated a lot of women with bizarre fetishes. The one the that bothered me the most was a German girl who insisted we roleplay as different types of processed meats.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

She was the wurst. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell": Title: Code Smell I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered…

Beethoven was attracted to women with kinks. Countess Giulietta Giucciardi liked bondage. Josephine Brunsvik was into roleplaying. And then there was Elisabeth Roeckel, better known as

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Furry Elise. Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," inspired by your Beethoven joke: Joke Poo Professor Quentin Quibble was known for his unconventional research interests in the…

A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he…

I recently joined a nudist colony

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first few days were the hardest Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the nudist colony joke, keeping a similar structure and aiming for a twist: Joke Poo: The Introvert Retreat…

I do not PM

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Therefore I AM Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on "I do not PM. Therefore I AM": Original Joke: I do not PM. Therefore I AM. Joke Poo Title:…

Claudia Winkleman won’t get her MBE at Buckingham Palace

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

It'll be at a Fringe Event. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Claudia Winkleman MBE joke, titled: Joke Poo: Prue Leith’s Prize Prue Leith won’t be getting…

West Virginia has proclaimed a new dancing queen

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

She's young and sweet, only seven teeth Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" take on the West Virginia dancing queen joke, with the title "The Galactic Emperor’s Decree": Title: The Galactic Emperor’s Decree…

So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man Original Joke: Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only…

Recently, a new Commander at an Army Camp was selected

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Commander was never stationed at the camp before, so he was given a tour of the camp. Suddenly, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. Surprised, he asked them why they…

What do you call a transgender Indian baker?

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Naan Binary Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a vegetarian dragon who runs a fast-food restaurant? Flame Broiled, Not Burned! Alright, let’s break…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Have you heard that Medieval Times is starting a vegetarian restaurant?
  • The country girl and the farm hand
  • How many Facebook users does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • A man walks into the library and inquires about the book “Pavlov’s Dog and Schrödinger’s Cat.
  • Flat out impressive
  • I know a guy who is 4’2″ tall. I found out he had his wallet stolen by a pick pocket.
  • A ventriloquist’s car had broken down in Wales…
  • A man and a dog are playing chess.
  • Two prawns are swimming along one day…
  • I called my wife and asked her bra size. She said, “…um, why?”
  • A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.
  • A blond jock, fresh out of a state-approved teacher prep program, lands a job as a PE teacher for 16-year-old boys.
  • Why do Aussies decide who pays for dinner over chess?
  • Wedding night
  • An old blind man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his family.
  • I started the world’s first underground rock ‘n’ roll nightclub that accepts food stamps
  • A sociologist was traveling through Appalachia…
  • Two Economists are Walking along a Road…
  • I had a minor car accident today….
  • The CEO of IKEA was just elected the Prime Minister of Sweden
  • I showed up to a Halloween party dressed as a premature ejaculation.
  • Job for apprentice blacksmith says the sign outside the smiths little hut.
  • A man sees a woman sitting in her stalled car on the side of the road . He stops to ask if she needs any help.
  • A blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown.
  • Do you want 50 cents or a dollar
  • A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him
  • The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: “So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?”
  • What to do with all these foreskins?
  • Letter Home From School
  • What did the cannibal have for dessert?
  • What do you call a super hero who only defends the US?
  • Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?
  • A bear walks into a bar
  • My Dad Sent Be a Get Better Soon card.
  • After a few years in America my dad got a job at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?
  • Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
  • Why do Athenians hate waking up early?
  • What do “Green Eggs and Ham” and “Fifty Shades of Gray” have in common?
  • A husband and wife are discussing their last wishes.
  • Cookies
  • There was once an old man who lived by a forest. As the years went on, his hair thinned until he was completely bald.On his deathbed, he told his children:
  • High school multiple choice exam (just Yes or No answers)
  • 3 Golf Balls
  • An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, the offices in the Center Center are yours.
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  • What do you call a small green Jedi in the alps?
  • Someone in the street market was shouting: “Jokes for sale, jokes for sale”.
  • I woke up in the middle of the night cooking stir fry.
  • How to pronounce Celtic words and names
  • I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.

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