Category: Totally Feckin random

Because it’s 90 degrees Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Septic Surprise When my plumber tells me my toilet is clogged, I tell him to just flush it one more time……

An Amish drive-by shooting Joke Poo What goes ploop… ploop… splash… glug glug glug… ploop… ploop… … A lactose-intolerant mermaid trying to order a milkshake at a drive-thru. Alright, let’s dissect this…

Right? Right?! Joke Poo: I Should Stop Caring About My Garden Gnomes I should stop caring about what my garden gnomes think. Right? Right?! They’re made of ceramic! Alright, let’s dissect this…

She only has widely-held beliefs. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the "Yo Mama" structure, attempting to maintain a similar comedic punchline, titled Joke Poo: Joke Poo: Your Argument So Weak Your…

As I drove her down the road I ran over a pothole and she fell off. I rode on…Ruthlessly. Joke Poo: Title: The Professor’s Trip My archaeology professor, Dr. Stone, said he…

He gets to the peak and sees the Wise Man with a long white beard and wearing orange robes, sitting with his legs crossed at the summit. The Wise Man says, "What…

I got off Scott-free. Joke Poo: I Just Made Soup for the First Time Since I Broke Up With My Ex-Chef, Claude. I got off Claude-free… but it was pretty bland. Alright,…

There's whole crowds of them yelling "No Kings!" and "No ice in LA!" Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Techies Hate Potting Soil People in Silicon Valley…

I was like, “Hmmm….those prices are hard to beat.” Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the pricing/value theme of the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: To help curb my late-night…

Because they have a “foot” fetish. Joke Poo: Why do dogs sniff each other’s butts? Because they have a "scent" of humor. Okay, let’s dissect this joke: Elements: Setup: "Why does the…