me: Actually, since we are underground, this would be magma. Devil: you understand this is why you're here? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Architect’s…
Category: Totally Feckin random
I told my unemployed brother that he’d need to find another means of income, which I saw made him anxious.
He began to Twitch Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: I told my unemployed brother that he’d need to find another means of income,…
I’m in a relationship with 4 blacksmiths…
call that shit Polyarmoury Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m in a relationship with 8 plumbers… …I call that a Poly-puddle. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Core Element:…
the “fast food” industry is a scam.
their food does NOT make you faster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled: Joke Poo: Organic Produce Their advertisements make you think eating organic vegetables…
A 4th grade teacher asked her class who could use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny’s hand shot up, and he said – Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them?
The teacher said – Johnny, that’s not the question I asked. Johnny said – I know, but please Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them? The teacher says no, farts do…
I got the words “jacuzzi” and “Yakuza” mixed up
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia. Joke Poo: Title: I got the words "Therapist" and "The Rapist" mixed up. Now I’m in deep psychological trouble with the legal system….
Haste!
Some old English dude told me to do this Okay, I’ll need the original joke to work with. You didn’t provide the joke "Haste!" that you mentioned. However, I can create a…
Who sang that song “he was a baker boy”?
Avril leaven Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo Who directed that film, "The Sound of Music: In Space"? Mel Brooks and…
In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end.
Thank God they changed it. That would have been a Buzz kill. Joke Poo: Original Joke: In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end. Thank…
Son: I’m hungry!
Dad: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Dad: There's half a pi. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Astronaut: I’m feeling claustrophobic in this spaceship! Mission Control: Why? Astronaut: Because everything in…