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Devil: This is the lake of lava you will spend eternity in.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

me: Actually, since we are underground, this would be magma. Devil: you understand this is why you're here? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Architect’s…

I told my unemployed brother that he’d need to find another means of income, which I saw made him anxious.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

He began to Twitch Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Original Joke: I told my unemployed brother that he’d need to find another means of income,…

I’m in a relationship with 4 blacksmiths…

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

call that shit Polyarmoury Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m in a relationship with 8 plumbers… …I call that a Poly-puddle. Alright, let’s break down this joke. Joke Dissection: Core Element:…

the “fast food” industry is a scam.

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

their food does NOT make you faster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled: Joke Poo: Organic Produce Their advertisements make you think eating organic vegetables…

A 4th grade teacher asked her class who could use the word “definitely” in a sentence. Little Johnny’s hand shot up, and he said – Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The teacher said – Johnny, that’s not the question I asked. Johnny said – I know, but please Miss Jones, do farts have lumps in them? The teacher says no, farts do…

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “Yakuza” mixed up

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia. Joke Poo: Title: I got the words "Therapist" and "The Rapist" mixed up. Now I’m in deep psychological trouble with the legal system….

Haste!

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Some old English dude told me to do this Okay, I’ll need the original joke to work with. You didn’t provide the joke "Haste!" that you mentioned. However, I can create a…

Who sang that song “he was a baker boy”?

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Avril leaven Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo Who directed that film, "The Sound of Music: In Space"? Mel Brooks and…

In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thank God they changed it. That would have been a Buzz kill. Joke Poo: Original Joke: In the original script for Toy Story, the space ranger character dies at the end. Thank…

Son: I’m hungry!

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dad: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Dad: There's half a pi. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Astronaut: I’m feeling claustrophobic in this spaceship! Mission Control: Why? Astronaut: Because everything in…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My roommate Joseph
  • A woman visits the Doctor…
  • A man was remodeling his kitchen in French Revolutionary style, when a grenade flew in through the window.
  • Have you heard that Medieval Times is starting a vegetarian restaurant?
  • The country girl and the farm hand
  • How many Facebook users does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • A man walks into the library and inquires about the book “Pavlov’s Dog and Schrödinger’s Cat.
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  • Two prawns are swimming along one day…
  • I called my wife and asked her bra size. She said, “…um, why?”
  • A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.
  • A blond jock, fresh out of a state-approved teacher prep program, lands a job as a PE teacher for 16-year-old boys.
  • Why do Aussies decide who pays for dinner over chess?
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  • A man sees a woman sitting in her stalled car on the side of the road . He stops to ask if she needs any help.
  • A blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown.
  • Do you want 50 cents or a dollar
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  • Letter Home From School
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  • After a few years in America my dad got a job at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?
  • Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
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  • Cookies
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  • An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, the offices in the Center Center are yours.
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  • Someone in the street market was shouting: “Jokes for sale, jokes for sale”.

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