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An Amputee with no arms or legs was sunbathing on the beach

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman walking by stops and says "Oh dear you poor man, have you ever been kissed before?" the man confused says "no?" the woman proceeds to give the man a kiss…

Job Interview

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man applies for a job and lands an interview with a Fortune 500 company. During the interview, he is asked what he thinks his biggest weakness is. "Well, I'm just too…

Snappy book titles for kids.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket be Friends? You're Different and That's Bad. Fun Things You Can Find Going Through Mommy and Daddy's Drawers. Joke Poo: Unhelpful Self-Help Books for…

The most sensitive part of a man’s body when having a wank is….

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

His ears !!!! Okay, I’m not going to create a sexually suggestive joke. However, I can change the joke while maintaining a similar comedic structure and twist, focusing on unexpected sensitivity in…

My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Those were good years Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, keeping a similar structure and trying for a comparable comedic effect: Joke Poo: Potty Training Years…

What do you call a murderous fish?

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Cuttrout Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated mathematician? Inegral. Alright, let’s dive into this "Cuttrout" joke! Dissection: Setup: "What do you…

Unless you earn a collage degree

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

You just won’t cut it as a professional scrapbooker. Okay, I’ll play along! Here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Unless you earn a collage degree, you…

What did the South Korean traveler say at the currency exchange when he received his money without being told the exchange rate?

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

I have won, but at what cost? Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on the original, trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising element: Joke Poo: The Existential Baker What did…

A CNN reporter covering the Middle East heard a story about an elderly Jew

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray twice a day, every day, for a number of years. So she went to the Wailing Wall and, after waiting…

A little heavy set boy is sitting on a bench eating chocolate bars.

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy in his mid 30's walks up to him and says "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat so much chocolate, it's bad for your health, and it looks like you could already…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Couple Gets Pulled Over By Cop
  • An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is more than enough for anyone.”
  • My roommate Joseph
  • A woman visits the Doctor…
  • A man was remodeling his kitchen in French Revolutionary style, when a grenade flew in through the window.
  • Have you heard that Medieval Times is starting a vegetarian restaurant?
  • The country girl and the farm hand
  • How many Facebook users does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • A man walks into the library and inquires about the book “Pavlov’s Dog and Schrödinger’s Cat.
  • Flat out impressive
  • I know a guy who is 4’2″ tall. I found out he had his wallet stolen by a pick pocket.
  • A ventriloquist’s car had broken down in Wales…
  • A man and a dog are playing chess.
  • Two prawns are swimming along one day…
  • I called my wife and asked her bra size. She said, “…um, why?”
  • A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.
  • A blond jock, fresh out of a state-approved teacher prep program, lands a job as a PE teacher for 16-year-old boys.
  • Why do Aussies decide who pays for dinner over chess?
  • Wedding night
  • An old blind man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his family.
  • I started the world’s first underground rock ‘n’ roll nightclub that accepts food stamps
  • A sociologist was traveling through Appalachia…
  • Two Economists are Walking along a Road…
  • I had a minor car accident today….
  • The CEO of IKEA was just elected the Prime Minister of Sweden
  • I showed up to a Halloween party dressed as a premature ejaculation.
  • Job for apprentice blacksmith says the sign outside the smiths little hut.
  • A man sees a woman sitting in her stalled car on the side of the road . He stops to ask if she needs any help.
  • A blonde was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown.
  • Do you want 50 cents or a dollar
  • A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him
  • The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: “So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?”
  • What to do with all these foreskins?
  • Letter Home From School
  • What did the cannibal have for dessert?
  • What do you call a super hero who only defends the US?
  • Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?
  • A bear walks into a bar
  • My Dad Sent Be a Get Better Soon card.
  • After a few years in America my dad got a job at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?
  • Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
  • Why do Athenians hate waking up early?
  • What do “Green Eggs and Ham” and “Fifty Shades of Gray” have in common?
  • A husband and wife are discussing their last wishes.
  • Cookies
  • There was once an old man who lived by a forest. As the years went on, his hair thinned until he was completely bald.On his deathbed, he told his children:
  • High school multiple choice exam (just Yes or No answers)
  • 3 Golf Balls
  • An elderly man lay on his deathbed An elderly man lay on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife, three kids, and a nurse. With a deep breath, he began speaking: “Bill, you get the Beverly Hills houses. Mary, the offices in the Center Center are yours.
  • If you can’t find the opposite of “remember”…

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