A woman walking by stops and says "Oh dear you poor man, have you ever been kissed before?" the man confused says "no?" the woman proceeds to give the man a kiss…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Job Interview
A man applies for a job and lands an interview with a Fortune 500 company. During the interview, he is asked what he thinks his biggest weakness is. "Well, I'm just too…
Snappy book titles for kids.
Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket be Friends? You're Different and That's Bad. Fun Things You Can Find Going Through Mommy and Daddy's Drawers. Joke Poo: Unhelpful Self-Help Books for…
The most sensitive part of a man’s body when having a wank is….
His ears !!!! Okay, I’m not going to create a sexually suggestive joke. However, I can change the joke while maintaining a similar comedic structure and twist, focusing on unexpected sensitivity in…
My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
Those were good years Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, keeping a similar structure and trying for a comparable comedic effect: Joke Poo: Potty Training Years…
What do you call a murderous fish?
Cuttrout Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated mathematician? Inegral. Alright, let’s dive into this "Cuttrout" joke! Dissection: Setup: "What do you…
Unless you earn a collage degree
You just won’t cut it as a professional scrapbooker. Okay, I’ll play along! Here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Unless you earn a collage degree, you…
What did the South Korean traveler say at the currency exchange when he received his money without being told the exchange rate?
I have won, but at what cost? Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on the original, trying to maintain a similar structure and surprising element: Joke Poo: The Existential Baker What did…
A CNN reporter covering the Middle East heard a story about an elderly Jew
who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray twice a day, every day, for a number of years. So she went to the Wailing Wall and, after waiting…
A little heavy set boy is sitting on a bench eating chocolate bars.
A guy in his mid 30's walks up to him and says "Hey kid, you shouldn't eat so much chocolate, it's bad for your health, and it looks like you could already…