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Category: Totally Feckin random

Why is a car ferry like a condom?

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Roll-on, roll-off, full of seamen and if you get a hole in one, you're sunk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that one, maintaining a similar structure and…

Do you have an acronym for TESLA?

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Add to the list of car names explained like the following examples: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW: Big Money Wasted CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…

Something you don’t want to happen upon arriving on an exotic island:

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

You stumble across a hand-held video camera with the hands still attached. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Island Delivery Something you really don’t…

I went to Whole Foods today, and was really impressed with the variety.

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I had never been there before, and I always thought it would just be things like bagels, donuts, Cheerios, maybe some Swiss cheese… (Apologies, this joke only works verbally.) Joke Poo: The…

I wanted to spice up my love life…

Posted on June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

… so I filled my sex doll up with helium. Now, the sex is fantastic. But her voice is so fucking annoying. Joke Poo: I wanted to fertilize my sad little garden……

Did you hear about the German cannibal?

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He loved eating Hamburgers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your original German Cannibal joke: Title: Joke Poo – The French Flora Enthusiast Did you hear about the French gardener?…

I’m trying to remember the 7 Deadly Sins

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I've got: Pride, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Greed… …and I can't remember the last one. It's really pissing me off! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the 7…

My mom told me I was gaining weight. I said it’s for a role. She asked what role.

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, ‘An emotionally damaged son who still answers your calls.’ Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Burden My boss told me my performance was slipping lately. I…

She calls me apple

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

the way I be in cider. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: He Calls Me Potpourri He calls me potpourri the way I be, all dried…

My Dad says he changes his Facebook password from time to time

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I don't think he realises that they are the same words Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Database Disaster": Title: Database Disaster My boss says she rotates the…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar

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