Roll-on, roll-off, full of seamen and if you get a hole in one, you're sunk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that one, maintaining a similar structure and…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
Add to the list of car names explained like the following examples: ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW: Big Money Wasted CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…
Something you don’t want to happen upon arriving on an exotic island:
You stumble across a hand-held video camera with the hands still attached. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Island Delivery Something you really don’t…
I went to Whole Foods today, and was really impressed with the variety.
I had never been there before, and I always thought it would just be things like bagels, donuts, Cheerios, maybe some Swiss cheese… (Apologies, this joke only works verbally.) Joke Poo: The…
I wanted to spice up my love life…
… so I filled my sex doll up with helium. Now, the sex is fantastic. But her voice is so fucking annoying. Joke Poo: I wanted to fertilize my sad little garden……
Did you hear about the German cannibal?
He loved eating Hamburgers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your original German Cannibal joke: Title: Joke Poo – The French Flora Enthusiast Did you hear about the French gardener?…
I’m trying to remember the 7 Deadly Sins
I've got: Pride, Envy, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Greed… …and I can't remember the last one. It's really pissing me off! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the 7…
My mom told me I was gaining weight. I said it’s for a role. She asked what role.
I said, ‘An emotionally damaged son who still answers your calls.’ Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Burden My boss told me my performance was slipping lately. I…
She calls me apple
the way I be in cider. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: He Calls Me Potpourri He calls me potpourri the way I be, all dried…
My Dad says he changes his Facebook password from time to time
I don't think he realises that they are the same words Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Database Disaster": Title: Database Disaster My boss says she rotates the…