Or do you think it’s a Red flag? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Data Streams”: Joke Poo: Data Streams Do you think that Silicon Valley companies are…
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To the thief who stole my anti-depressants…
I hope you're happy now!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: To the Plumber Who Stole My Drain Cleaner… I hope…
My daughter said she wants to get rich and famous quick.
I told her, "Rome wasn't built in a day… you gotta work at night." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost King My…
Your vehicle is heading towards either a kid or an old man… what do you hit?
The brakes of course Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Space Budget Your spaceship is hurtling towards either a crucial life-support system or a funding request…
Last year I joined a group for anti-social people.
We haven't meet yet. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Last Year I Joined a Club for Procrastinators We’ll schedule our first meeting eventually. Alright, let’s dissect this humorous little nugget: Joke…
I just got a phone call from a representative from Google.
"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation." "You can f*ck right off," I told him….
Guy at the checkout in a grocery store was asked, “Would you like your milk in a bag?”
"No" he replied. "Please leave it in the jug." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the grocery store milk joke: Joke Poo: The Software Update A tech support…
A man is returning from a holiday
As he goes through customs, the officer asks him what's in his two big bags. "Mobile phones," the man replies. The officer opens the bags, and sure enough, both are packed with…
What do you call a cow that got into the marijuana garden?
Highland cattle. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What do you call a snail that accidentally slimed its way onto a postage stamp? Snail Mail! Alright, let’s break down this…
I just found out I am telepathic.
Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Original Joke: I just found out I am telepathic. Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Joke Poo: I Just Found…