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Do you think that China wants to strengthen its relations with all countries when it attends international conventions

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Or do you think it’s a Red flag? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Data Streams”: Joke Poo: Data Streams Do you think that Silicon Valley companies are…

To the thief who stole my anti-depressants…

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

I hope you're happy now!! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: To the Plumber Who Stole My Drain Cleaner… I hope…

My daughter said she wants to get rich and famous quick.

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told her, "Rome wasn't built in a day… you gotta work at night." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost King My…

Your vehicle is heading towards either a kid or an old man… what do you hit?

Posted on September 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

The brakes of course Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Space Budget Your spaceship is hurtling towards either a crucial life-support system or a funding request…

Last year I joined a group for anti-social people.

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

We haven't meet yet. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Last Year I Joined a Club for Procrastinators We’ll schedule our first meeting eventually. Alright, let’s dissect this humorous little nugget: Joke…

I just got a phone call from a representative from Google.

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation." "You can f*ck right off," I told him….

Guy at the checkout in a grocery store was asked, “Would you like your milk in a bag?”

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

"No" he replied. "Please leave it in the jug." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the grocery store milk joke: Joke Poo: The Software Update A tech support…

A man is returning from a holiday

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

As he goes through customs, the officer asks him what's in his two big bags. "Mobile phones," the man replies. The officer opens the bags, and sure enough, both are packed with…

What do you call a cow that got into the marijuana garden?

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Highland cattle. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What do you call a snail that accidentally slimed its way onto a postage stamp? Snail Mail! Alright, let’s break down this…

I just found out I am telepathic.

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Original Joke: I just found out I am telepathic. Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Joke Poo: I Just Found…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.

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