7 times. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Octo-Bathroom I can count the number of arms I use to hold all my bathroom toiletries on one hand….
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away. Joke Poo: What happens to a chronically indecisive loaf of bread? It never gets buttered, always yeasting for a decision. Alright, let’s dissect this amphibious parking violation! Joke…
Have you heard about the nudist community on YouTube?
They avoid shorts Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the nudist YouTube community joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Have you heard about the vegetarian vampire community’s YouTube…
I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in, and I shook it all about.
Then the taxi driver told me to stop messing around. Okay, here’s a joke based on your "right foot in" joke, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist, and…
What do a suicide bomber and a premature ejaculator have in common?
Both are terrified of going off early. Joke Poo: What Do a Hesitant Plumber and a Constipated Hippo Have in Common? Both are really worried about things not coming out smoothly. Okay,…
The average woman spends over $33,000 at the salon across her lifetime
I don't know all the details, that's just the highlights Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming for a similar surprise-twist ending: Joke Poo: The Comedian’s…
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning
Its got better reflexes than the WTC Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Pisa Tower joke, titled "Joke Poo," aiming for a similar blend of dark humor and surprise: Joke…
What’s a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Astronaut’s Log What’s an astronaut’s greatest fear during a spacewalk? …Running out of space. Alright, let’s detonate this joke! (Figuratively, of course….
What was the first gift Brigitte Macron ever gave Emmanuel Macron?
A hall pass Joke Poo: What did the plumber give the toilet for its birthday? A roll of the good stuff. Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke: Setup: "What was…
I want to tell you that anyone who plays heavy metal music at work……
Is office rocker. Yeah. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt, titled "Joke Poo" (because why not?). Original Joke: "I want to tell you that anyone who…