Category: Totally Feckin random

There was no plaque. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your toothbrush inventor joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I visited the final resting place of the farmer…

He said "Because you're so bright". Honest to God he did this multiple times a week. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, playing on the setup of a father using the same…

Which was ironic because we were at a hardware store Okay, here’s a joke titled "Joke Poo" that plays on the original’s structure and twist, while changing the context: Joke Poo Yesterday,…

But, then again, I am a groan man. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your dad joke: Title: Joke Poo I enjoy composing haikus about composting. But, let’s…

Old Man 1. “I’d have sex with anything that moved. What would you do?” Old Man 2. “Stand very still” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Old Tomato 1: “If I only had…

Wonderful man, terrible bus driver. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My mother always loved telling me, "Everything returns to the earth." Wonderful woman,…

He will be missed by his friends and family Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s the original joke and then my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled joke, altering the key elements…

But they would be reposts, for all intents and porpoises. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: I Could Tell Jokes About Composers I could tell jokes…

In the morning she woke and left. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: I Cooked for a Food Critic Once In the morning, he…

Joe said, "Because light attracts bugs" Joke Poo: Title: Alice’s Analogy Alice asked her plumber friend, Pete, why he always wears such bright, neon clothing on the job. Pete said, "Because dark…