You walk in with the promise 6 inches of hot beef. You end up with 3 limp inches of lukewarm mystery meat and you have to pay for your own drink. Okay,…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill
once said that he went to the BBC office for an interview by taxi. When he arrived, he asked the driver to wait for about forty minutes until he came back. But…
Why do pirates drink juice boxes?
To conquer the Hi-C's! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your pirate juice box joke: Joke Poo: Why do astronauts carry tiny spatulas into space? To scrape the meteor-lite! Okay, let’s…
This is the speech that JFK gave to Marilyn Monroe on their first night:
"We went to my room not because it was easy, we went to my room because it was hard." (I’m a touring comedian, will be in Chicago Sunday if you want to…
Why are aquarium’s so strict?
There is always something fishy going on Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why are diaper companies always so secretive? Because they’re constantly covering up a whole lot of crap!…
A man sits down
A man sits down next to an attractive woman at a bus stop and asks her “can I smell your pussy?” She says no and slaps him. He responds “oh it must…
Today I found out that I’m destined to be a lousy parent.
Social services came and took my inner child. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Data Dump Today I discovered I’m destined to be…
Baby roach: what happens if they use raid
Papa roach: suffocation, no breathing Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing on the original Roach joke: Joke Poo: Seedling Panic Baby sprout: What happens if they use Roundup? Mama…
What does the President do when he is hungry?
He rings his Taco Bell. Joke Poo: What does a toddler do when their diaper is full? They ring their doo-doo bell. Alright, let’s analyze this presidential Taco Bell gag. Joke Dissection:…
Big panties: In my day, underwear covered a person’s nethers properly and didn’t disappear between their buttocks like a string of dental floss.
Thong: ok bloomers Okay, here’s a joke, titled "Joke Poo," that riffs on the "Big Panties" joke: Joke Poo: High-Waisted Jeans Low-rise jeans: In my day, jeans sat on your hips and…