Category: Totally Feckin random

Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Original Joke: I just found out I am telepathic. Let me explain. Now I know what your thinking… Joke Poo: I Just Found…

The high school football coach saw Bubba, the 6'7" 240lb incoming freshmen walking across the cafeteria. Excitedly he approached the youth, "Welcome to school, lad! We need young men like you on…

Me and my buddy Fred was working in the Mars Complex on Mars. It was constructed from 10 bases/platforms all connected across the great Mars Plains. One day, he asked me a…

He sits down, the barber hands him a small wooden ball and says: “Put this inside your mouth. Left cheek first, then right. It’ll stretch the skin so I can shave you…

I said, I am 30 love Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My garden gnome said all you do is fertilize and make puns about manure! How pungent even…

Does that make me Buy-Lingual? Bonus joke: They have a free trial so that makes me Try-Lingual. Okay, here’s the joke, re-worked with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: If I subscribe…

A lot of people will miss him after he touched so many soles It’ll be an honor to be six feet under Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the foot fetish…

e.g. e and g. You can also use letters to represent mathematical concepts e.g. in Euler's formula i.e. i and e. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled “Joke…

They have joint custody. Joke Poo: Doggy Doo-doo I know a couple who walks their dogs together. They have joint puppetry. Alright, let’s break down this joke and see if we can…

Mackenzie: But I think the most fun I ever had filming was for Pirates of the Caribbean. Martin: Oh, I can imagine. Hanging out with Johhny Depp every day. Hanging out with…