Mackenzie: But I think the most fun I ever had filming was for Pirates of the Caribbean. Martin: Oh, I can imagine. Hanging out with Johhny Depp every day. Hanging out with…
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My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.
I lost Interest in that relationship. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: Compost Crisis My neighbor borrowed a bag of my prize-winning compost…
A family takes a trip to Disney World.
After seven exhausting days, they head home. As they drive away, the son waves out the window and says, “Goodbye, Mickey.” The daughter waves and says, “Goodbye, Minnie.” Dad waves and cries,…
The crop rotation program went terribly.
There's just not enough chlorophyll in the roots. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Data Rot”: Title: Data Rot The server migration went disastrously. There’s…
I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read
“One day this could be you.” I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he is right . Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Motivational Speaker I listened…
What is an “ephebophile”?
A pedophile with a thesaurus. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: What is “Coprophilia”? A philosopher with a potty mouth. Alright, let’s dive…
Many mathematics majors enjoy BDSM, which makes sense…
After all, they're already fans of LaTeX and knots. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your math/BDSM joke: Joke Poo: Many Software Engineers enjoy gardening, which makes sense……
My therapist told me that getting over a breakup is worse than getting over a cocaine addiction.
So now I'm looking for some cocaine. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Garden Fertilizer My botanist told me that getting rid of a weed…
Old lady in the wind
In the middle of a fierce windstorm today, I walked by an old lady. She was using both hands to hold a hat on her head. I noticed her dress was also…
The police department has a Crime Division.
I wonder what all the other divisions are doing. Joke Poo: Plumbing Division The city’s public works department has a Plumbing Division. I wonder what the leak of the other divisions are….