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Tried to go fishing with Tom Cruise the other day, but the lake was closed…..

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

fishin' impossible…

Okay, here’s the “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original:

Joke Poo: Accounting Impossible

Tried to do my taxes with John Travolta the other day, but my return got rejected…

… because of deductions impossible.

Okay, let’s dissect this joke.

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “Tried to go fishing with Tom Cruise the other day, but the lake was closed…”
  • Punchline: “…fishin’ impossible…”
  • Key Elements:
    • Tom Cruise: Famous actor, known for the Mission: Impossible franchise.
    • Fishing: An outdoor recreational activity.
    • “Impossible”: A direct reference to Cruise’s Mission: Impossible films. This creates a pun.
    • Lake Closed: Implies an unexpected obstacle.

Humor Analysis:

The joke relies on a pun connecting a common phrase (“fishing impossible”) with Tom Cruise’s signature film series, “Mission: Impossible.” The setup builds anticipation for a fishing-related reason for the trip failing, only to deliver the pun. It’s a simple, wordplay-driven joke.

Now, let’s use factual and interesting tidbits to create a new piece of humor related to this:

New Humor Attempt: “Mission: Fishy”

(Option 1: An extended joke)

“I finally managed to get Tom Cruise out on a fishing trip. I’d spent weeks prepping! Got him the latest graphite rod, a custom tackle box filled with artisanal lures… even arranged for a helicopter so he could make a dramatic entrance. The problem? He kept insisting on doing all his own stunts… like leaping between boats with the fishing rod. We didn’t catch a single thing. Turns out, catching fish is a mission impossible… unless you’re willing to use a net. Afterwards I found out he kept muttering about how he needed to fire his fish-tician for not telling him that Fish have no brains. But that’s when I realized, I have to write this off as a Tom Cruising for a bruising fishing trip! “

(Option 2: Witty Observation/Factoid)

“Did you know that Tom Cruise, despite being famous for death-defying stunts, allegedly hates getting his hair wet? Makes that ‘fishing impossible’ scenario even funnier. Imagine Ethan Hunt, dangling off the Burj Khalifa… perfectly coiffed.”

(Option 3: New, shorter joke)

“I heard Tom Cruise is writing a fishing guide. It’s rumored to be titled: How to Reel-y Be Mission-Impossible. I’m not sure it’ll sell. Apparently, he keeps yelling at the fish to ‘cooperate’ while he’s throwing explosives into the water.”

Explanation of New Humor:

  • Option 1 expands on the original joke by exaggerating Cruise’s persona and incorporating more specific details about fishing. The addition of the helicoptor is there for a dramatic reference. It also includes a reference to the fact that fish do not have brains.
  • Option 2 brings in a potentially true, but amusing anecdote about Cruise (his alleged aversion to wet hair) to enhance the humor of the initial premise.
  • Option 3 is a shorter, sharper joke that directly plays off of the idea of Cruise’s action-oriented approach being incompatible with the patience and finesse required for fishing.

The key is to take elements of the original joke (Tom Cruise, Mission: Impossible, Fishing) and either build upon them with absurd scenarios or contrast them with unexpected truths to create new layers of humor.

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