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Two old men in a book club are talking about having just read The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One of the old men ponders a question and says "Hey, do you think that formula Dr Jekyll made was expensive?

And the other old man says "It shouldn't be. My wife has a whole glass of it every morning."

Joke Poo: The Toddler Transformation

Two mothers in a daycare parents’ group are chatting after drop-off. They’re discussing the latest viral "sleep regression" videos.

One mother sighs and asks, "Hey, do you think that sleep regression is caused by something expensive?"

And the other mother says, "It can’t be. My toddler has a whole bottle of it every night!"

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something new.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The joke hinges on the ambiguity of the term "formula." One old man is thinking about a scientific formula (the transformative potion from Dr. Jekyll’s story), while the other interprets it as a "formula" in the everyday sense – a dietary or nutritional supplement, perhaps a protein shake or smoothie.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected and literal interpretation. We anticipate a discussion about the science or morality of the book, but instead, we get a mundane domestic observation. It’s a classic bait-and-switch. The second old man inadvertently implies his wife is having a strange or wild transformation.
  • Key Elements:
    • "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde": The classic story of duality.
    • "Formula": The ambiguous key word.
    • "Expensive": Introduces a practical, everyday concern.
    • "Wife’s morning drink": The punchline’s mundane twist.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s play on the "formula" aspect and the Jekyll & Hyde theme:

Witty Observation/Joke Variation:

Did you know that the "formula" Dr. Jekyll used probably wouldn’t pass FDA regulations today? Imagine the warning label: "May cause sudden fits of rage, impulse control issues, and a surprising talent for Victorian-era street brawls. Do not operate heavy machinery, engage in philosophical debates, or wear top hats while under the influence. Side effects may include accelerated hair growth, increased strength, and an inexplicable urge to write a tell-all memoir."

Did You Know? (Hybrid of fact and humor):

"Speaking of Dr. Jekyll’s formula… Robert Louis Stevenson (the author) was actually plagued by terrible nightmares when writing the novella. Some historians suggest he might have been unwittingly self-medicating with ergot-contaminated rye bread for his tuberculosis. Ergot can cause hallucinations and other psychedelic effects. So, maybe Jekyll’s formula wasn’t so fictional after all; it just needed a side of rye!"

Why this works:

  • Plays on existing elements: The observation/joke directly references the lack of regulation and emphasizes the outlandish side effects.
  • Adds a modern twist: The "warning label" is a contemporary comedic device.
  • Incorporates real-world information (sort of): The ergot bit is historically plausible and adds another layer of absurdity to the notion of a transformation formula.
  • Maintains the spirit of the original: The focus is still on taking a high-concept idea (a transformation potion) and grounding it in everyday reality (FDA regulations, rye bread).

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