The one marked Idaho.
Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version:
Title: Joke Poo
Two sourdough starters are bubbling on a bakery shelf. Which one is a seasoned traveler?
The one with the San Francisco tang!
Okay, let’s break down this spud-tacular joke:
Elements of the Original Joke:
- Setup: Two potatoes hitchhiking on the interstate. (Absurd scenario, anthropomorphism of potatoes, hitchhiking implying a desire for transportation)
- Punchline: The one marked “Idaho”. (Relies on the pun “Idaho” = “I da ho,” a slang shortening of ‘I’m the whore’ and Idaho’s association with potatoes.)
- Humor Type: Pun-based, slightly risqué (implied prostitution).
- Key Association: Potatoes – Idaho – Prostitution (implied).
Analysis:
The humor comes from the unexpected connection between potatoes, the state of Idaho, and a play on words referencing prostitution. The absurdity of hitchhiking potatoes sets the stage for the pun, which relies on the audience’s understanding of both potato branding and slang.
Now, for the comedic enrichment! Here are a few options:
Option 1: Witty Observation – Playing on the Absurdity:
“You know, it’s tough out there for a potato hitchhiker. Especially if you’re trying to catch a ride in Idaho. The locals just assume you’re already where you need to be.”
Explanation: This builds on the original absurd premise by adding a layer of social commentary. It implies that in Idaho, a potato’s journey is considered complete, regardless of its aspirations.
Option 2: New Joke – Building on the ‘Idaho’ Connection:
Why did the Idaho potato get a ticket for indecent exposure?
Because it was caught peelin’ itself on the interstate!
Explanation: This joke retains the potato/Idaho link and adds a new pun (“peelin'” = revealing oneself indecently). It’s a slightly safer and more family-friendly option.
Option 3: Amusing ‘Did You Know?’ – Leveraging Potato Facts:
“Did you know that Idaho grows approximately one-third of all potatoes in the United States? Makes you wonder how many aren’t trying to hitch a ride… or, you know, engaging in other entrepreneurial activities.”
Explanation: This uses a real statistic about Idaho’s potato production to provide context for the original joke, adding an ironic and suggestive twist at the end.
Option 4: A dark take
Why was the Idaho Potato so depressed after she got off the interstate?
She never found her spud-mate.
Explanation: This joke plays on the ‘Idaho’ reference, but with a darker humorous theme. Spud-mate refers to a potato’s search for companionship.
Conclusion:
The original joke is simple but effective. Building on it involves either amplifying the absurdity, creating new puns, or using factual information to add a layer of ironic commentary. The choice depends on the desired tone and audience.

