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Two seventy-year-old friends meet one has a girlfriend in her 20’s

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

They all go to get a bite. When the 20-something girlfriend excuses herself to use the bathroom, The first one has to ask,

"I'm so impressed! How did you land such a young, attractive girl like that?"

"Well, I had to lie about my age!"

"Really, that must have been quite the lie! How old did you say you were?"

"85"

Joke Poo: The Astronaut’s Secret

Two veteran astronauts, both pushing 60, are chatting at a space station bar. One of them has a young, vibrant AI co-pilot by his side.

The other astronaut is impressed. "Wow, I’m jealous! How’d you get assigned such a cutting-edge, optimistic AI like that? All I got was HAL 9000’s grumpy cousin."

"Well," the first astronaut confides, "I had to fudge my medical records a bit."

"Really? That’s risky! What did you change?"

"My cholesterol level."

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gems we can extract.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Two elderly friends meet, one with a very young girlfriend. This creates immediate incongruity, a classic humor trigger.
  • Conflict/Question: The friend is baffled by the age gap and wants to know the secret. This establishes an expectation of a clever tactic or hidden advantage.
  • Punchline: The man lied about his age… higher. This subverts the expectation. We expect him to have shaved years off, not added them on. The humor lies in the double-take realization that he’s leveraging stereotypes about virility/longevity associated with even older men.

Key Elements:

  • Age Disparity: This is the core comedic engine.
  • Deception: The act of lying is crucial for the surprise.
  • Misdirection: The setup primes us to expect age diminishment, not inflation.
  • Stereotype: The punchline uses the stereotype of even older men wanting to appear youthful

Now, let’s use these elements to craft some humorous extensions:

Humorous Observation (Playing off Stereotype):

"It’s funny, isn’t it? We spend our twenties trying to look older to get into bars, and our seventies trying to look older to… well, impress our dates. The life cycle of deception is truly fascinating!"

Humorous Observation (Playing off Age Disparity):

"You know, they say age is just a number. In this case, it’s two numbers… and they’re subtracted from each other to get another, much smaller number."

"Did You Know?" (Relating to Age & Deception):

"Did you know that the oldest person ever verified was Jeanne Louise Calment, who lived to 122? She claimed to have met Van Gogh when she was 13, and called him ‘dirty and badly dressed’. So, if you are going to lie about your age, maybe weave in a historically significant event – just for credibility’s sake. But definitely don’t call Van Gogh dirty and badly dressed, it could raise suspicion!"

New Joke (Inspired by the original):

Two centenarians are playing chess. One is visibly struggling.

"You know," says the first, "I’m finding it harder and harder to keep up with the game. My mind isn’t what it used to be."

The second centenarian sighs. "Tell me about it. I’m dating a woman who’s 70 years younger than me and now she wants me to try Viagra."

The first centenarian looks concerned. "Viagra at our age? Are you sure that’s safe?"

The second centenarian shakes his head " I dont know its safe, but I’m willing to try. I can tell you one thing though…I’m definitely lying about my age!"

The humor here twists the punchline, playing off the original’s setup. It takes the stereotype of age again and plays off of expectations and fear of impotence in old age.

These are just a few ways to build upon the original joke, leveraging its core elements and adding a dash of factual or observational spice. The possibilities are endless!

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