Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
Menu
Fake Poo

Two women talking in a restaurant

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

First woman: I was trimming the hair round my private parts and decided to use my phone as a mirror.

Second woman: How did it go?

First woman: It was going great until I started getting likes on Facebook.

Joke Poo:

Two programmers chatting during a break at a hackathon:

First Programmer: I was debugging a particularly nasty piece of legacy code and decided to use ChatGPT to explain it line by line.

Second Programmer: How did it go?

First Programmer: It was going great until I started getting pull requests from other people.

Alright, let’s dissect this hairy situation!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Premise: A woman uses her phone as a mirror while grooming "down there."
  • Punchline: The unexpected twist is that she’s broadcasting her private grooming session live on Facebook, mistaking likes for phone functionality.
  • Humor Source:
    • Absurdity: The premise is already a bit absurd. Few would use a phone as their primary grooming mirror.
    • Misunderstanding/Ignorance: The core humor lies in the woman’s misinterpretation of Facebook notifications, leading to a very public and embarrassing situation.
    • Taboo/Inappropriateness: There’s a strong element of taboo humor due to the subject matter of pubic hair grooming.

Key Elements:

  1. Phone: Modern technology reliance, social media dependence.
  2. Private Parts/Grooming: Taboo, personal hygiene, body image.
  3. Facebook/Social Media: Broadcasting, validation seeking, potential for embarrassing overshares.
  4. Misunderstanding: The core of the joke’s delivery.

Comedic Enrichment – Building on the Core:

Let’s leverage the key element of the phone and its role in documenting every darn thing, mixed with the inherent awkwardness of private grooming:

Witty Observation:

"I’m convinced future archaeologists won’t find pottery shards, but rather cracked phone screens with incriminating selfies in the deleted folder. You know, the kind taken at angles that would make Escher blush, probably during a misguided attempt at manscaping."

Or, a Did You Know… (with a twist):

"Did you know that the average smartphone is estimated to have more bacteria than a toilet seat? Which makes using it as a grooming mirror a truly shitty situation, especially if you accidentally go live on TikTok."

New Joke (Playing on expectations):

A guy walks into a phone repair shop, holding his phone gingerly.

Technician: "Looks like a shattered screen. What happened?"

Guy: "I was watching a ‘How To’ video on manscaping and lost focus."

Technician: "Ouch. So…did you drop it?"

Guy: "Worse. Let’s just say I accidentally FaceTimed my mother."

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
  • 1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
  • I like to hibernate during the winter
  • 50 Cent started rapping in 1996
  • Timmy asks his Father how politics work
  • Teacher gift
  • What comes after a sextillion.
  • My son walked in with a rock in his hand
  • My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
  • An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
  • The doctor says I have ADHD
  • A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
  • The secret to a conflictless marriage
  • There is something I don’t understand about 69
  • A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
  • A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
  • When do horses eat the most?
  • Confucius say…
  • An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
  • What was the quiet pooper’s motto?
  • Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
  • What US military branch is the most patriotic?
  • Why is a car ferry like a condom?
  • Knock knock
  • Doing the Laundry (true story)
  • A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemist shop.
  • A software tester walks into a bar.
  • Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
  • The Garden
  • My friend got fired from her job for being a company Whistleblower
  • Something you don’t want to happen upon arriving on an exotic island:
  • Two women talking in a restaurant
  • I went to Whole Foods today, and was really impressed with the variety.
  • I wanted to spice up my love life…
  • Did you hear about the German cannibal?
  • I’m trying to remember the 7 Deadly Sins
  • What do sheep do when Yoda makes them levitate?
  • A woman visits the doctor…
  • Why do carpenters have a reputation for being considerate lovers?

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme