They bring the first pelt, and with his eyes blindfolded the hunter immediately says: bear, .30 caliber hunting rifle. They bring the next one, and the hunter quickly says: rabbit, shot with…
Category: Walks into a bar
A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then she teased, “Ever…
An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
The bartender tells him : "20 dollars !" Guy is shocked – "20 ? yesterday it was only 2 dollars!" "Well, today it is 20 dollars." "But why 20, damn it?" Bar…
A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
The bartender yells "Hey, what's with the bear ?" The caveman replies, "Bear with me." "Huh", scoffs the bartender "Why don't you just let in another bear ?" "No" replies the caveman…
The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
A cowboy rides into a new town and stops at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately for him, the locals have a habit of messing with strangers and when he's finished, he…
The Bubonic Plague, Covid and HIV walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” Joke Poo: The Programming Bugs NullPointerException, BufferOverflow, and MemoryLeak walk into a bar. The bartender sighs and asks, “Seriously? And you’re…
Man at the bar: Jack Daniels, single on the rocks.
Blonde next to him: Jemma Smith, divorced, on the kitchen floor. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Code Poo Software Engineer at his desk: “Python…
A Cajun and a Gator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…
I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half
I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half, then cut them in half again and put them in a pint glass until it was filled halfway up, and sat it…
A guy throws up on himself after getting too drunk….
He turns to his friend Jay outside the bar after cleaning himself up "Jay, my wife is going to kill me, I told her I wouldn't get drunk!!" "Hey, I got you,…