What should we charge him with?” Desk sergeant: “Impersonating a police officer.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided setup, titled “Code Brown”: Code Brown Doctor: “We found this…
Category: Walks into a bar
A man walked into a bar
And stayed there my entire childhood Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: A Chef’s Legacy A chef walked into his kitchen… and left…
Two men drinking in a bar
Two men were drinking in a bar. One of them was visibly getting drunker and louder, while the other one still seemed sober and in control. Suddenly, everyone in the bar could…
Young woman gets tired of guys her age who couldn’t afford any nice restaurants.
She was in her mid 20s and wanted to be wined and dined. She goes to a high-end bar that catered to an older crowd. She meets a man who was a…
A man named pun walks into a room and ten people are found dead afterwards after he left
Pun in ten dead Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the pun joke: Joke Poo: Glitch in the Matrix A software developer named Bug walks into a virtual reality simulation. When…
So Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar
and doesn't Joke Poo: Pavlov’s Dog Walks Into a Bookstore Pavlov’s dog walks into a bookstore… and drools incessantly at the ding of the security alarm. Okay, let’s break down this Schrödinger’s…
Stranded in an island with Gisele Bundchen
A plane crashes into the ocean, and two of the survivors wash ashore a deserted island: one of them, a regular Joe; the other, Gisele Bundchen. First, they wait for help to…
Man sits down at the bar and orders…
A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more…
A drunk man is refused service at a bar, so he tries to sneak in through different doors
Each time, the bartender recognizes him and refuses to serve him. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself down on…
I found my absolute favorite machine at the gym today.
It's the one where you put money in it and it gives you snacks. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Literary Laundromat I discovered my new favorite literary experience at the…