Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. They hailed a taxi. The taxi driver, realizing they were all wasted, came up with a trick. He let them all get in…
Category: Walks into a bar
Three logicians enter a bar. The bartender asks them “Do y’all want something to drink?”
The first logician says "I'm not sure" The second logician says "I'm not sure" The third logician says "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Plumbers Enter a Sewage Treatment Plant Three plumbers enter a…
“Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster underneath my blanket!”
“Well, you’re the one who picked her up at a bar last night”. Okay, I’m ready to create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke. Original Joke: Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster…
Complementary!
A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…
Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.
(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…
Mid priced sex doll
A guy goes into a sex shop looking to buy a sex doll. The salesman behind the counter goes through the various ranges, from quite cheap to ultra-high tech. The salesman shows…
A lovely Czechoslovakian-born British woman approached a pawnbroker at a local mall.
She said to him in almost perfect English, "Please, I am looking for one night stand." Liking her accent, the man closed his shop, and they both went to a bar for…
Be careful what you offer…
A man meets a prostitute in a bar. She tells him, “For £300, I’ll do absolutely anything you want — but you have to say it in just three words.” He hands…
Guy walks into a bar with his emotional support alligator
The bartender says they only allow service animals, not emotional support animals wearing a $25 yellow vest you can buy on Etsy. On top of that, it’s dangerous to others. So the…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…