Knot again! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled "The Plumber’s Lament": The Plumber’s Lament What did the toilet say when it overflowed and started spewing sewage? …Oh, crap! Knot…
Category: Walks into a bar
An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." Original Joke: An A, a C, and an E walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors…
A cattle station owner
A cattle Station owner was having a drink at a bar in a pub in the Northern Territory, Australia. A Yank walked in and started bragging. "Ah come from Texas," he said,…
Bar patrons hear a car screeching to a halt, and moments later a panicking man enters and shouts “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
Someone speaks up, “Well… from 30 cm up to around one meter…” “Oh noooo! I hit a nun!” Joke Poo: Title: Boardroom Boo-Boo Board members sit around a large table when suddenly…
Two seventy-year-old friends meet one has a girlfriend in her 20’s
They all go to get a bite. When the 20-something girlfriend excuses herself to use the bathroom, The first one has to ask, "I'm so impressed! How did you land such a…
A thesaurus walks into a bar…
A thesaurus strolls into a bar. A thesaurus ambles into a bar. A thesaurus strides into a bar. A thesaurus steps into a bar. A thesaurus jogs into a bar. A thesaurus…
A guy goes into a bar where he meets a pair of beautiful conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away.
Closing time comes around and they decide to take the party back to his house. He gets in the door and the twins immediately drop and one starts blowing him while the…
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
Come on in, the water’s brine. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pickle joke: Joke Poo: The Email’s Lament What did the unread email say to the…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
The clerk says, "Absolutely not, we're very respectful of the Jewish community." Joke Poo: A Programmer’s Predicament A programmer walks into a therapist’s office and asks, "Do you have any debugging techniques…