A husband and wife are having a discussion. Being very comparative and needing analogies, the husband asks his wife what the pain of childbirth was like for her. The wife pauses to…
Category: Walks into a bar
A fly walks up to a dog…
Fly asks: “What breed are you?” Dog: "Wolfdog. My mom was a wolf, my dad was a dog. What about you?" Fly: “Horsefly.” Dog: “Cut the crap.” Joke Poo: A Dung Beetle…
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-oid. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of…
Two guys are playing a round of golf behind two women,
the women are playing really slow, so they decided to ask if they can play through. The first guy approaches the women, gets halfway then turns around and hurries back to his…
A man walks into a coffee shop and asks “How much for a cup of coffee without sugar?”
"2 dollars." The clerk answered "And how much for a cup of coffee with sugar?" "2 dollars. We don't charge the sugar." "So I want 10 pounds of sugar." Joke Poo: The…
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100.
The barman asks, "Do you want to have a go?" The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version:…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
Strip Club
A tourist, for the first time in his life abroad, goes into a strip club. He watches the show where beautiful women are dancing on stage, and suddenly he spits on the…
Why is a swim up bar like diarrhea?
Watery stools Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke: Joke Poo: Why is a crowded public restroom like a surprise birthday party? Because nobody wants to…
A union man visits a Las Vegas Brothel.
The madame says "Can I help you sir?" and he says "Yeah, is this a union establishment?" The madame says "No sir." and he says "I only do business with union shops."…