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Category: Walks into a bar
A guy is walking down the street with his little kid when a super hot woman walks by.
The guy blurts out: "Daaamn, what an ass!" The kid hears him and asks, "What did you say, Dad?" Trying to cover it up, the dad panics, "Uh… ash, son. I said…
An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub
The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, the finest beer of México!" The American says "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Brit says "I'll have a ginger ale."…