The madame says "Can I help you sir?" and he says "Yeah, is this a union establishment?" The madame says "No sir." and he says "I only do business with union shops."…
Category: Walks into a bar
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when a plumber takes drain cleaner? He gets thinner. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Dissection: Setup: “What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?” This…
How to stop a gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough…
Ego and Superego what into a bar. The bartender says,…
"Hey you two, im going to need to see your id." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Ego and Superego joke: Joke Poo: The Spreadsheet and the…
During my travels through Asia, I had a chance to eat all kinds of exotic foods, including organ meats.
It was offal. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your “Offal” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo During my deep dive into waste management systems for a documentary, I had the…
Irish Pick-up Line
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and…
3 golf clubs walk into a bar. The Putter orders a beer, the Wedge orders a whisky. The Bartender asks the 3rd one if he wants anything.
He replies, "No thanks, I'm the Driver," Joke Poo: 3 rolls of toilet paper walk into a public restroom. The 2-ply orders some fancy hand soap, the Quilted orders a warm air…
Irish intoxication
I loved it the first time and thought that a Repost was OK. This is from 14 years ago. (Has that been long enough for a repost?) From Ireland, where driving while…
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender says, "How did you do that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the snake joke: Joke Poo: The Anxious Cloud An anxious cumulonimbus cloud drifts into…
Some firemen pull an Irishman from a burning bar. He’s coughing, completely covered in soot, and stinks strongly of smoke.
When the firemen ask him how the fire started the Irishman says, "How the hell should I know? The place was on fire when I got here." Okay, here’s my attempt at…