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An Irish man walks into a bar

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sits down and says “three Irish whiskeys please”. The bartender serves him the three Irish whiskeys as requested. A week later the same Irish man enters the bar and orders the…

Doctor O’Reilly

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dr. Fingal O'Reilly likes to have a little drink after work every now and then. So he walks into the Bearded Goose to chat with his friend Richard and have his usual….

A man stops off at a bar after work

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He'd had a long day and wanted a quick drink before going home. As he walks up to the bar, it dawns on him. He's in a gay bar! Not a problem,…

A blonde walked into a bar

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

She asked for a double entendre, and the bartender gave it to her Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Query A librarian walked into a research lab. She asked for a grant proposal with…

A whore walks into a bar

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Give me a stiff one" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke you provided, titled Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo A constipated mathematician walks into a library….

ARTI the hitman

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man walks into the pub and the barman looks at him and says "you okay John, you looked really pissed off?" "No" John replied "I've had a guts full of my…

A husband and wife were grocery shopping.

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them…

Teddy Bear Collection

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman meets a fantastic man in a bar. They chat, get closer, and eventually leave the bar together. They go to his apartment, and as she looks around, she sees a…

A traveling businessman in a bar was talking about his lack of a love life

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I could never find time for love. It's too heavy, and my job always has me on the move. But I have my freedom, the open road, and my RV." The man…

An Australian, an American and a British man are on a golfcourse…

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing. 'Terribly sorry,' says the Brit but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe…

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