He gets a drink, and spots a pretty woman further down the bar. He walks over and offers to buy her a drink. She accepts, and they spend the evening chatting. He…
Category: Walks into a bar
So this guy who’s lived his whole life in the city begins to feel drawn towards the great outdoors by what he’s been seeing on TNN and other cable networks… (this one’s really long – but I like it)
Specifically, it's hunting that has him fascinated and after a couple years of watching every sort of hunting show he can find, every chance he gets, he decides that no matter what,…
An older gentleman man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with CEO’s Ferrari.
The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage and decides to bully the old man. "Hey old geezer that damage is gonna cost $50k to fix. Either you give me…
A guy and his dog walk into a bar
The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t allow dogs in here.” The guy tells him, “This is no ordinary dog. This dog can TALK!” The bartender rolls his eyes, so the man says,…
The pet centipede
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’m looking for a really unique pet, something no one else has.” The shopkeeper grins and says, “I’ve got just the thing,” and…
An oldies but a goodie. Also known as #829
A big-game hunter comes intae a wee inn in the Highlands, an’ he says tae the barman, “Laddie, I’ve hunted lions, tigers, an’ elephants. Whit beast hae ye got in Scotland for…
A Roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a Martinus
The barman, confused, inquires: "Perhaps you meant to say Martini?" The centurion responds begrudgingly: "Surely, if I wanted 2 drinks I would have said so" Joke Poo: A Martian Walks In A…
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are drinking in a pest-ridden bar
By an amazing coincidence, three flies simultaneously plunge into each of their drinks. The Englishman, disgusted, throws his drink away. The Scotsman reaches into his drink, fishes out the fly, and throws…
I’m sharing this advice because it worked for me.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our…
Running into stationary objects is quite painful
….according to a local pole. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, titled “Falling Standards”: Original Joke: Running into stationary objects is quite painful… according to…