They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing. 'Terribly sorry,' says the Brit but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe…
Category: Walks into a bar
A gnome, a leprechaun, and a dwarf walk into a bar…
The bartender grinned as they each climbed up on the bar and formed a line. "What is this?" He asked. "Some kind of joke?" The gnome jumped, slugged him on the chin,…
What did the male deer say after leaving the gay bar?
I can’t believe I blew 20 bucks in there. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the structure and surprise of the original: Joke Poo: What Did the Gardener Say…
A man goes into a bar
He orders 8 beers and has them lined up on th e bar. He drinks the 1st, 3rd, 5th and 7th beer. Barman asks if he okay? Guy replies , Yes mate….
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…
What does a German order in a cocktail bar?
Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…
Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke
Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…
A man walks into a bar for a drink.
The bartender hands him a shot and says, "That's the Spirit!". Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A gardener is meticulously tending…
Dad’s comeback!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching…
A Duck walks into a pub..
He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…