He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a pint, and says, "That'll be $10." The gorilla pays, and starts drinking. The bartender says, "You know, we don't get…
Category: Walks into a bar
A Russian walks into a bar and orders 3 double vodkas
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" "My son started wearing an I Stand With Putin t-shirt. Since then, he's been beaten, spat at, and had bottles thrown at him several times." The bartender…
A man walks into a bar…
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender…
A Stoner finds a dirty old lantern and gives is a rub when suddenly a Genie appears out of the lantern.
The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and…
A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside.
At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied. The local…
A Scotsman Walks Into A Bar While On Holiday In Canada
And he says to the barman ‘What is that thing there that you’ve got hanging from the wall?’ And the Canadian behind the bar says ‘That right there sir, is our prized…
A man with two black eyes walks into a bar
And asks the bartender for a strong drink. As he's making the drink, the bartender asks the man what happened. "It was my wife's birthday yesterday, and I told her I bought…
An man from Alabama, his sister, his mother and his wife walk into a bar.
Both of them order a beer. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the original: Joke Poo: The Potluck Predicament An AI chatbot, its training dataset, its sentiment analysis module, and its…
A Texan on vacation in Ireland
was invited by his Irish friend over to his farm. Texan: “How big is your farm?” Irishman: “About 25 acres” Texan: “My ranch is just a little bigger” he says tongue in…
A man was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his bottle of beer.
“You look pretty down,” said the guy on the next stool. “Wanna talk about it?” “I dunno,” sighed the first man. “It’s just that this time last year I had a fantastic…