The hostess is shocked, but before she can say anything, he asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?” She stammers a bit and says, “Yes, we serve lawyers” So the guy says, “I’ll…
Category: Walks into a bar
What is Vlad the Impaler’s favorite joke?
So a bar goes into this guy… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing on the absurdity and morbid humor of the original: Joke Poo: What’s a Dung Beetle’s Favorite…
Man walks into a vet with his bird and says, “Is my bird dead?”
Vet looks over the bird and says, "Yep, your bird is dead." The man, distraught, begs for a second opinion. Vet shrugs and says, "Sure. If you insist." The vet brings in…
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars". The man replies, "Who said anything about money?" A lawyer…
A guy shout to bartender: “Quick, give me double shot of whiskey, and hurry up, till it starts!”
Astonished bartender obey, guy downs whiskey and shout: "Seems it not started yet, give me another double shot!" Barmen complies, guy drinks and barmen say to him: "Dunno what have to start,…
A calvinist walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and greets another man. They are talking and one man says that he is a calvinist. The other punches him in the face repeatedly. The first…
a pirate walks into a bar
the bartender notices he has a peg for a leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye the bartender pours him a beer and asks, “what’s the story…
[Graphic] The bartender and the back room
A friend of mine told me this joke many many years ago in Sicily. There was a small bar in a small town in Sicily where a few older men spent their…
A guy walks into a bar with a talking dog. He bets $100 the dog can answer questions.
“What’s on top of a house?” — “Roof!” “How does sandpaper feel?” — “Rough!” “Who’s the greatest baseball player?” — “Ruth!” The bartender kicks them out. Outside, the dog looks at the…
A Christian, Jew, Muslim and Hindu walk into a bar…
The Hindu says, “Um, I think I’m in the wrong joke.” Okay, I’ll take that joke and run with it. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Programmers’ Dilemma Four programmers, one proficient in…