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A Christian, Jew, Muslim and Hindu walk into a bar…

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Hindu says, “Um, I think I’m in the wrong joke.” Okay, I’ll take that joke and run with it. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Programmers’ Dilemma Four programmers, one proficient in…

Why did the grapes get promoted?

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

They kept raisin the bar. Original Joke: Why did the grapes get promoted? They kept raisin the bar. Joke Poo (New Joke): Why did the plumbers become so popular in Hollywood? They…

A blind man walks into a bar

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

He also walks into a table and chairs Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: A Sleepwalking Dentist A sleepwalking dentist walks into a patient’s…

A father decides to greet each of his daughters dates

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

The father decides to greet each of his daughters dates with a shotgun over his shoulder to intimidate them. The first boyfriend shows up and says: I'm Joe, I'm here to see…

A man goes to hell

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man dies and gets sent to hell. The devil welcomes him and takes him on the usual tour. They come to one door and look in. This place is filled with…

A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….

A rugged-looking man enters the bar…

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He orders a shot of whiskey, drinks, orders another, and barmen asks him if he will be paying now or later. Man sternly looks at barmen and says: “Do you know who…

A nun, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive. The nurse asks the rabbit what’s its blood type.

Posted on August 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

The rabbit replies, “I’m probably a Type O.” Joke Poo: A Landscaper, a Botanist, and a Slug A landscaper, a botanist, and a slug crawl into a fertilizer convention. The head of…

A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud!

Posted on August 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He heads to the back, sipping each one in turn. When he finishes,…

A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed.

Posted on August 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself. "I overheard your…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…

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