The Hindu says, “Um, I think I’m in the wrong joke.” Okay, I’ll take that joke and run with it. Here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Programmers’ Dilemma Four programmers, one proficient in…
Category: Walks into a bar
Why did the grapes get promoted?
They kept raisin the bar. Original Joke: Why did the grapes get promoted? They kept raisin the bar. Joke Poo (New Joke): Why did the plumbers become so popular in Hollywood? They…
A blind man walks into a bar
He also walks into a table and chairs Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: A Sleepwalking Dentist A sleepwalking dentist walks into a patient’s…
A father decides to greet each of his daughters dates
The father decides to greet each of his daughters dates with a shotgun over his shoulder to intimidate them. The first boyfriend shows up and says: I'm Joe, I'm here to see…
A man goes to hell
A man dies and gets sent to hell. The devil welcomes him and takes him on the usual tour. They come to one door and look in. This place is filled with…
A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”
The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….
A rugged-looking man enters the bar…
He orders a shot of whiskey, drinks, orders another, and barmen asks him if he will be paying now or later. Man sternly looks at barmen and says: “Do you know who…
A nun, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive. The nurse asks the rabbit what’s its blood type.
The rabbit replies, “I’m probably a Type O.” Joke Poo: A Landscaper, a Botanist, and a Slug A landscaper, a botanist, and a slug crawl into a fertilizer convention. The head of…
A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud!
A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He heads to the back, sipping each one in turn. When he finishes,…
A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed.
"I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself. "I overheard your…