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A Texan on vacation in Ireland

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

was invited by his Irish friend over to his farm. Texan: “How big is your farm?” Irishman: “About 25 acres” Texan: “My ranch is just a little bigger” he says tongue in…

A man was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his bottle of beer.

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

“You look pretty down,” said the guy on the next stool. “Wanna talk about it?” “I dunno,” sighed the first man. “It’s just that this time last year I had a fantastic…

A young woman wearing a sleeveless dress walks into a pub.

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

She walks upto to a bunch of men sitting at the table and raises her arm revealing a hairy armpit and pointing at the men says,"Which one of you is going to…

Three Logicians Part Deux

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three logicians enter a bar. Yes, again. The bartender asks, "Would you all like something to drink?". The first logician replies, "No," and the bartender wanders off. "How rude," the first logician…

Three drunk men were heading home from a bar.

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. They hailed a taxi. The taxi driver, realizing they were all wasted, came up with a trick. He let them all get in…

Three logicians enter a bar. The bartender asks them “Do y’all want something to drink?”

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The first logician says "I'm not sure" The second logician says "I'm not sure" The third logician says "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Plumbers Enter a Sewage Treatment Plant Three plumbers enter a…

“Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster underneath my blanket!”

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Well, you’re the one who picked her up at a bar last night”. Okay, I’m ready to create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke. Original Joke: Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster…

Complementary!

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That…

Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…

Mid priced sex doll

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy goes into a sex shop looking to buy a sex doll. The salesman behind the counter goes through the various ranges, from quite cheap to ultra-high tech. The salesman shows…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

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