One met four men. One needs Metformin. One met the foreman. Okay, I’ll take a shot at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke. Joke Poo: The Data Analyst What’s the difference…
Category: Walks into a bar
A rough old general has heard about a unit with the toughest soldiers around and decides to check them out.
After reviewing the troops on parade he visits the medical tent to meet the soldiers. The general barks at the first soldier, "Why are you here, soldier?" "Hemorrhoids, Sir!" "And how are…
A businessman travelling through rural England decided to stop the night at a picturesque country inn, the George and Dragon.
Checking-in at reception, he asked the lady co-owner whether meals were still being served at the bar. “No,” she replied forcefully. “Last meals are 8 p.m. sharp. It is now 8.10 p.m.”…
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.
The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!" And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid." Joke Poo: The Internship A software engineer…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
A guy walks into a cafeteria style restaurant
He sees a whiteboard with the following: cheese sandwiches $3, egg salad sandwiches $4, chicken sandwiches $5, hand jobs $50. He walks over to this sexy woman near the cash and says…
A man walks into a bar and exclaims, “I think all lawyers are a$sholes!”
Someone from the other end of the bar shouts, "Hey! I resent that!" "Why? Are you a lawyer?" "No! I'm an a$shole!" Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A farmer walks into a…
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!”, the bartender yells out….
Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
One says to the other, "I don't want to be so fluffy and stuck down here. I want to be light and wispy and way up high!" The other replies, "I get…
I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
And a lifetime ban from the zoo Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I have the nose of a bloodhound, And the…