Come on in, the water’s brine. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the pickle joke: Joke Poo: The Email’s Lament What did the unread email say to the…
Category: Walks into a bar
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
The clerk says, "Absolutely not, we're very respectful of the Jewish community." Joke Poo: A Programmer’s Predicament A programmer walks into a therapist’s office and asks, "Do you have any debugging techniques…
My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
It made me want to thrash the young scallawag with my buggy whip. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My Grandchild and the Metaverse My grandchild told me that my…
An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
The first one orders a beer. The second orders 1/2 a beer. The third one orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender quickly catches on, pours two beers and says "You guys need…
Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
“Why would I need another empty glass?”, responded the client. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled: Joke Poo: Programmer’s Predicament Tech Support looking at the programmer’s crashing code on the screen:…
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. 0 beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard…
Two women talking in a restaurant
First woman: I was trimming the hair round my private parts and decided to use my phone as a mirror. Second woman: How did it go? First woman: It was going great…
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…
Keyboard walks into a bar…
Bartender says: why the long space? Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar… Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your…