And a lifetime ban from the zoo Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I have the nose of a bloodhound, And the…
Category: Walks into a bar
A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
when he called the young female bartender back and said: “Miss, right now ah really could do with a piece of ass.” “Hell, the most direct proposition I’ve ever had!” she exclaimed….
A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
Where after another couple of drinks they proceed into the bedroom, and start banging in the missionary position. Half an hour, an hour, two hours… She's already had multiple orgasms, when suddenly…
Accent misjudged
So, I'm in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, "Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's…
On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher Joke Poo: On the news today it said they’ve discovered a massive compost heap in the…
A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?” “Well,…
A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
As it often went in these parts, the locals had a habit of giving strangers a hard time. When he finished his drink, he stepped outside to find his horse had vanished….
The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid…
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but…