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What board game will narcissists NEVER play?

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sorry!

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Alright, let’s analyze this joke:

Original Joke:

  • Setup: What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • Punchline: Sorry!

Deconstruction:

  • Core Concept: The joke relies on the double meaning of “Sorry!”. In the board game “Sorry!”, you often have to send your opponent’s pieces back to Start. The word “sorry” implies regret or apology.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the incongruity. Narcissists, by definition, rarely apologize or feel remorse. Therefore, a game where saying “Sorry!” is a key action clashes with their personality.
  • Target: Narcissists and, perhaps subtly, the game “Sorry!” itself for its inherent cutthroat nature.

Key Elements:

  • Board Games
  • Narcissism
  • The word “Sorry” (apology/game mechanic)

Comedic Enrichment & New Humorous Content:

Okay, based on these elements, here are a few comedic spins:

1. Witty Observation:

“You know, “Sorry!” is basically just a passive-aggressive apology simulator masquerading as a family board game. It’s the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of the board game world. A narcissist might actually enjoy sending everyone back to Start… just as long as they never have to say the word aloud.”

2. “Did You Know?” (Slightly Factual, Slightly Absurd):

“Did you know that the original name considered for the board game “Sorry!” was actually “Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold, Followed By Sending Your Sister Back to Start”? Marketing research deemed it too niche, specifically excluding narcissists with attention deficit.”

3. New Joke:

“Why did the narcissist win every game of “Sorry!”? Because they strategically played the victim card to avoid ever being sent back to Start.”

4. Board Game Review Snippet (Satirical):

“Sorry!: Now with 30% less genuine remorse! Perfect for families looking to teach their children valuable lessons about cutthroat competition and the strategic use of insincere apologies. Narcissist-approved (results may vary; actual apology still not guaranteed).”

Explanation of the additions:

  • The witty observation plays on the undercurrent of aggression and lack of sincerity inherent in the game.
  • The “Did You Know?” adds a layer of absurdity by exaggerating the themes of revenge and focusing on a niche market.
  • The new joke builds on the victim complex often associated with narcissism.
  • The satirical review mocks both the game and the personality type through hyperbole.

By understanding the core elements of the original joke, we can spin off into new humorous directions that leverage the same underlying principles and target audience.

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