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What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

This will probably get buried…

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Reddit ghost joke:

Title: Joke Poo: The Compost’s Lament

What did the ghost of the organic farmer say when looking at his freshly composted remains?

This is going to be mulch ado about nothing…

Alright, let’s dissect this ghostly Redditor joke!

Analysis:

  • Core Joke Structure: It’s a pun utilizing Reddit culture and the concept of burial. The double meaning hinges on “buried” referring to both physical burial and the Reddit phenomenon of posts being downvoted or ignored, thus disappearing into the endless feed.
  • Key Elements:
    • Ghost: Represents death/afterlife.
    • Redditor: Represents someone active on the Reddit platform, concerned with upvotes and visibility.
    • Corpse: Reminder of mortality and, in this case, the contrast of existence vs. non-existence.
    • “Buried”: The pun’s linchpin, connecting physical burial to the virtual obscurity on Reddit.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the incongruity of a ghost still being concerned about Reddit visibility even in death, and the clever wordplay. It’s a light-hearted jab at Reddit culture’s obsession with upvotes and relevance.

Comedic Enrichment: A Ghostly ‘Did You Know’ and a Follow-Up Joke

‘Did You Know’ with a Twist:

“Did you know that the average time a post remains ‘hot’ on Reddit’s front page before getting buried (digitally, not physically… mostly) is approximately 4-6 hours? Which raises the question: is there a ‘digital purgatory’ where slightly-upvoted-but-ultimately-forgotten posts linger, haunted by the ghosts of their creators? Think of it: a spectral algorithm perpetually refreshing a feed, forever seeking the sweet validation of a single upvote. The real afterlife horror, folks!”

New Joke:

Why did the ghost of the Redditor keep haunting the downvote button?

… He was convinced it was responsible for his spectral bury-all!

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