Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Joke Poo

What do british people consider a ton of money?

Posted on June 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

£2000

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: What Do Hamsters Consider a Mansion?

… A cardboard box with a window.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Core Elements:

  • Premise: The question establishes a British context and sets up an expectation that a "ton of money" would be a very large sum.
  • Punchline: The answer "£2000" creates humor through understatement. It clashes with the expected magnitude of "a ton," suggesting the British are perhaps surprisingly frugal, or have a different perspective on what constitutes a large amount of money.
  • Target: The humor is subtly poking fun at British perceptions of wealth.

Interesting Tidbits & Connections:

  • The "Ton": The term "ton" literally refers to a unit of weight, often one long ton which is 2240 pounds. This contrasts sharply with monetary value.
  • Average UK Salary: In 2023, the average UK salary was approximately £33,000. £2000 represents a noticeable, but far from overwhelming, portion of that.
  • "Ton" Slang: In some historical (and still sometimes used) British slang, "a ton" can refer to 100. However, that doesn’t quite save this joke!

Comedic Enrichment – Option 1: A New Joke

Why did the British accountant panic when asked to move a "ton" of cash?

Because he only budgeted for a wheelbarrow, not a whole forklift! And definitely not that much actual physical money, jeez what is this, a mob movie?

Comedic Enrichment – Option 2: Witty Observation

A "ton" of money in Britain? Apparently, it’s enough for a decent holiday, but not quite enough to buy a house… which, let’s be honest, makes it more tragic than funny.

Comedic Enrichment – Option 3: Amusing "Did You Know?"

Did you know that if you actually had a ton (2240 lbs) of British £1 coins, you’d be sitting on approximately £936,875? So, the joke’s only funny until you start thinking about the logistical nightmare of counting it all. And the back pain. Oh, the back pain!

Reasoning:

These enrichments build upon the original joke’s theme of contrasting expectations with reality. The new joke creates a visual scenario that adds to the absurdity, while the observation highlights the socio-economic context that makes the joke relatable. The "Did You Know?" provides a surprising fact that flips the perspective, making the listener consider the literal weight (and value) of money in a way that further amplifies the humor.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme