Either way, your gonna need a tissue
Joke Poo: What do Solving a Rubik’s Cube and Cooking a Perfect Steak Have in Common?
What do solving a Rubik’s Cube and cooking a perfect steak have in common?
You’re going to need a YouTube tutorial for both, even if you think you know what you’re doing.
Alright, let’s break down this joke and build upon it.
Analysis:
- Core Concept: The joke relies on the shared physical aftermath of orgasms and sneezes: the need for a tissue.
- Humor Mechanism: It’s a playful comparison, highlighting the unexpected similarity between a (usually) pleasurable experience and a (usually) involuntary, mildly annoying one. It’s a bit crude, but the effectiveness comes from the relatable and slightly embarrassing truth it points out.
- Target Audience: Adults familiar with the physical realities of both experiences.
Key Elements:
- Orgasms: Pleasure, intimacy, bodily fluids.
- Sneezing: Involuntary reflex, nasal discharge, temporary discomfort.
- Tissues: Absorbent material, clean-up tool, associated with both pleasure and illness.
Now, let’s use these elements to create some comedic enrichment:
Option 1: The “Did You Know?” Approach
“Did you know that in 1884, the Kleenex tissue was originally marketed as a cold cream remover? It wasn’t until the 1920s that the company realized its true potential lay in another, cough, “cleansing” application. So, technically, your great-grandma was prepping for… ahem… springtime allergies and date night with the same product.”
Why this works:
- It leverages the tissue element, offering a factual tidbit about its origin.
- The insinuation that tissues were, are and will be used for both pleasures and discomfort.
- It adds a layer of historical context and a slightly cheeky tone.
Option 2: A New Joke
“What’s the difference between a public sneeze and a public orgasm? One you can suppress with reasonable effort, and the other you are just praying you have a tissue.”
Why this works:
- Builds on the same comparison
- It emphasizes the element of control and social acceptability.
- The punchline reaffirms the original joke’s core idea but with a different angle.
Option 3: A Witty Observation
“It’s funny how the same box of tissues can be a symbol of vulnerability during a cold, and a trophy of victory after a… particularly vigorous bout of… cleaning.”
Why this works:
- It is still cheeky but less crude
- Play on different meanings/interpretation.
I hope these comedic enrichments offer some playful alternatives!