Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Joke Poo

What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Either way, your gonna need a tissue

Joke Poo: What do Solving a Rubik’s Cube and Cooking a Perfect Steak Have in Common?

What do solving a Rubik’s Cube and cooking a perfect steak have in common?

You’re going to need a YouTube tutorial for both, even if you think you know what you’re doing.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and build upon it.

Analysis:

  • Core Concept: The joke relies on the shared physical aftermath of orgasms and sneezes: the need for a tissue.
  • Humor Mechanism: It’s a playful comparison, highlighting the unexpected similarity between a (usually) pleasurable experience and a (usually) involuntary, mildly annoying one. It’s a bit crude, but the effectiveness comes from the relatable and slightly embarrassing truth it points out.
  • Target Audience: Adults familiar with the physical realities of both experiences.

Key Elements:

  1. Orgasms: Pleasure, intimacy, bodily fluids.
  2. Sneezing: Involuntary reflex, nasal discharge, temporary discomfort.
  3. Tissues: Absorbent material, clean-up tool, associated with both pleasure and illness.

Now, let’s use these elements to create some comedic enrichment:

Option 1: The “Did You Know?” Approach

“Did you know that in 1884, the Kleenex tissue was originally marketed as a cold cream remover? It wasn’t until the 1920s that the company realized its true potential lay in another, cough, “cleansing” application. So, technically, your great-grandma was prepping for… ahem… springtime allergies and date night with the same product.”

Why this works:

  • It leverages the tissue element, offering a factual tidbit about its origin.
  • The insinuation that tissues were, are and will be used for both pleasures and discomfort.
  • It adds a layer of historical context and a slightly cheeky tone.

Option 2: A New Joke

“What’s the difference between a public sneeze and a public orgasm? One you can suppress with reasonable effort, and the other you are just praying you have a tissue.”

Why this works:

  • Builds on the same comparison
  • It emphasizes the element of control and social acceptability.
  • The punchline reaffirms the original joke’s core idea but with a different angle.

Option 3: A Witty Observation

“It’s funny how the same box of tissues can be a symbol of vulnerability during a cold, and a trophy of victory after a… particularly vigorous bout of… cleaning.”

Why this works:

  • It is still cheeky but less crude
  • Play on different meanings/interpretation.

I hope these comedic enrichments offer some playful alternatives!

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
  • I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.
  • “55 northern 9th” the guy was told, “best blowjob ever.” So he goes there.
  • My girlfriend phoned me on her way to work and said to me “I saw a fox on the way to work”
  • Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”
  • A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
  • The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
  • One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
  • A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
  • I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.
  • You know you’re getting old when…
  • Men lie about their height all the way through their lives; from their twenties…
  • What does it mean if a guy can remember a girls eye color after a first date?
  • What do you call somebody who’s into fast cars but questioning their sexuality?
  • It must been the bagel – short joke
  • Job Interview
  • A woman with a passion for gardening was growing increasingly frustrated.
  • Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?
  • I bought myself a year long subscription to a gym but I do not see any improvement
  • A blonde woman was driving along the highway!
  • Single vulture dad problems
  • A man in his fifties visits the doctor.
  • Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop in the pouring rain, trying to smoke a cigarette.
  • Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
  • Cop: “We arrested this man beating the living daylights out of some poor guy for no reason at all.
  • A wealthy, old-fashioned, Southern family lives near a new army base.
  • Mom, how did we get rich?
  • I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.
  • The chairman of a big company found his car wouldn’t start, so he called the car pool
  • My Swedish car broke down today.
  • 2 Economists are walking down country side
  • My grandma told me the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
  • You really got to hand it to short people.
  • Someone stole my car, but left an old cellphone behind.
  • Yesterday my internet was down. I noticed a woman sitting on my sofa
  • A man tells his doctor …

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme