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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nothing, they fast

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke:

Joke Poo: What do Comedians do Right After bombing on Stage?

Nothing, they Flush.

Okay, let’s break down this joke and then see if we can sprint towards some comedic gold.

Analysis:

  • Joke Structure: It’s a simple pun-based question and answer joke.
  • Key Element 1: Sprinters: Refers to athletes who compete in short-distance running events. The joke hinges on the double meaning of the word “fast.”
  • Key Element 2: Eating: Relates to nutrition and pre-performance rituals.
  • Key Element 3: “Fast”: This is the pun. It refers both to refraining from eating and to the speed at which sprinters run.

Potential Areas for Comedic Enrichment:

  • Sprinter Nutrition & Rituals: We can delve into the actual diets of sprinters and contrast them with the joke.
  • The Word “Fast”: Explore other meanings or uses of the word “fast.”
  • Running Jokes: Create a new joke based on running or exercise.

New Joke/Observation using Factual Tidbit:

Joke:

Why did the sprinter bring a dictionary to the pre-race briefing?

Because he heard they were going over fast facts about pre-race nutrition! It turns out, many sprinters actually rely on quick-digesting carbohydrates like white rice or bananas right before a race. No, seriously, eating bananas for potassium is a-peeling! But also, the dictionary was in case anyone wanted to challenge him to a spelling bee. Fast fingers are important too, right?

Explanation of the New Joke:

  • Builds on the Original: It directly references the “fast” pun and the original joke’s topic of pre-race eating.
  • Incorporates Fact: The joke brings in the information that sprinters often do eat before a race (specifically quick-digesting carbs), adding a layer of humorous contradiction to the original premise.
  • Wordplay: The joke utilizes several puns, “a-peeling” and “Fast Fingers”.
  • Extends the Concept: The spelling bee joke extends the need for speed past just their legs to the brain.

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