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What do you call a baby born in a brothel?

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brothel-sprout.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately:

Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom?

A toilet paper-back.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "What do you call a baby born in a brothel?"
  • Punchline: "A brothel-sprout."
  • Humor Type: Pun/Wordplay. The humor relies on the similarity in sound between "brothel sprout" and "Brussels sprout." It’s a slightly edgy/risqué pun due to the brothel context.

Key Elements:

  • Brothel: The location provides the unusual and potentially taboo subject matter.
  • Baby: Innocence juxtaposed with the seediness of the brothel creates an inherent contrast that contributes to the humor.
  • "Sprout": This relates both to babies (a new life, springing forth) and the pun on "Brussels sprout."
  • Brussels Sprout: A notoriously disliked vegetable.

Comedic Enrichment/New Humor:

Let’s lean into the "Brussels sprout" aspect and its often-negative reception.

New Joke:

Why did the brothel-sprout get sent to its room without dinner?

Because nobody wanted to eat anything it was involved with!

Witty Observation:

The real tragedy of a "brothel-sprout" isn’t its birthplace; it’s the inevitable lifetime of questioning its flavor profile. "Am I bitter and misunderstood? Or just badly cooked?"

Amusing ‘Did You Know’:

Did you know that Brussels sprouts were likely first cultivated in… you guessed it… Brussels? Ironically, the actual brothels of Brussels probably serve them as an ironic gag.

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