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What do you call a Bible written for the blind?

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

The holy braille

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Alright, let’s break down this joke like a commandments tablet!

Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call a Bible written for the blind?” This establishes a question/answer format, setting up an expectation for a witty answer.
  • Punchline: “The holy braille.” This is a pun using “Braille,” the tactile writing system used by people who are blind or have low vision, and the word “holy,” a descriptor often applied to religious texts, especially the Bible.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected and somewhat absurd combination of the familiar religious concept of a “holy” book with the practical, tangible aspect of Braille. It’s a wordplay-driven joke.

Key Elements:

  • Bible: Religious text, specifically Christianity
  • Blindness: Lack of sight; reliance on alternative methods to access information
  • Braille: Tactile reading system for the blind
  • Puns: The heart of the joke

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, here’s where we build on this… let’s go for a “Did You Know” style observation:

“Did you know that Louis Braille, the inventor of Braille, was actually not blind when he initially conceived the system? He was only 15 years old! He had damaged his own eye in an accident in his father’s workshop, and the resulting infection caused blindness in both eyes. It’s ironic, really. He lost his sight, but gave sight to so many words… including, potentially, The Holy Braille. So, the next time you see a Braille Bible, remember it’s not just holy… it’s also a testament to a teenage workshop accident that changed the world.”

Why this works:

  • Interesting Fact: It provides a genuine, surprising fact about Louis Braille.
  • Connects to the Joke: It subtly ties back to the original joke by mentioning “The Holy Braille” at the end, creating a link and making the fact relevant.
  • Irony/Absurdity: The irony of the accident contributes to the humor in a dry, somewhat dark way. It makes the ‘holy’ aspect a little more grounded.
  • Amplifies the Punchline: Adds more heft to it.

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