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What do you call a cat, that gets away with a crime?

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Purfect Criminal

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Joke Poo: What do you call a leaky diaper that’s evidence in a murder case?

The Proof in the Poof.

Alright, let’s break down this feline felony humor:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call a cat that gets away with a crime?” – This sets up a pun-based joke.
  • Punchline: “The Purfect Criminal” – The punchline relies on the homophone “purr-fect,” replacing “perfect” with “purr” to connect to cats and their characteristic sound.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected (but entirely predictable, given the setup) pun and the image of a cat, usually seen as innocent, getting away with a crime. It also plays on the cute/cuddly vs. mischievous nature often associated with cats.

Key Elements:

  1. Cat: The central figure.
  2. Crime: Implies illegal activity and a break from normalcy.
  3. Pun (Purr-fect): The linguistic foundation of the joke.
  4. Irony: The contrast between a cat’s perceived innocence and criminal behavior.

Comedic Enrichment: Wit and Amusing Tidbits

Knowing that cats are sometimes referred to as “Liquid,” because of their ability to fit into odd spaces, and considering the original joke, consider the following:

  1. New Joke:

    • “What do you call a liquid-state cat who successfully evaded the authorities after a heist?”
    • “A Purr-petrator who’s gone to ground.”
  2. Witty Observation:

    • “It’s ironic that we call them ‘The Purr-fect Criminal’ when a more accurate title would be ‘The A-paw-ling Criminal’ given their clumsy, albeit endearing, ways.”
  3. Amusing ‘Did You Know?’ / Anecdote

    • “Did you know cats are naturally adept at covering their tracks? It’s a leftover instinct from burying their waste to avoid detection by predators. So, technically, every cat is a purr-petrator… of burying unpleasant evidence!”
    • “I read about a cat that was a repeat offender, stealing socks from neighbours. No one could prove anything until a tiny paw print in the butter dish gave him away. It just proves even the purr-fect criminal can slip up.”

My intent is to take the original, relatively simple pun, and spin it into something a little more multi-layered or thought-provoking (in a comedic way, of course). This can be achieved by adding layers like the liquid state of cats (a popular cat joke) or discussing the inherent natural behaviour of cats. I aim to inject some wit and depth to enrich the audience experience.

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