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What do you call a donkey who gives high fives?

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ass that slaps.

Joke Poo:

What do you call a computer that constantly interrupts meetings to offer unsolicited advice?

An interfering PC.

Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build something new!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "What do you call a donkey who gives high fives?" This establishes a question-and-answer format, priming the audience for a pun.
  • Punchline: "An ass that slaps." This is the core of the joke.
    • Pun: The humor derives from the double meaning of "ass." It’s a synonym for donkey, and it’s also slang for the buttocks, which can be slapped.
    • Surprise/Absurdity: The image of an ass slapping someone (presumably with a high five) is unexpected and slightly absurd.

Key Elements:

  • Donkeys (Asses): The animal at the center of the joke.
  • High Fives: The physical action, a gesture of celebration.
  • Pun/Wordplay: The foundation of the joke’s humor.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s leverage some interesting facts about donkeys to craft a new bit of humor.

Fact: Donkeys have exceptional memories. They can recognize places and other donkeys they haven’t seen in as long as 25 years!

New Bit (Witty Observation/Joke):

"You know, getting a high five from a donkey is a big deal. It’s not just a casual slap. They remember who gave them that apple core last Tuesday. That high five is a quarter-century in the making! It’s probably followed by a very detailed recollection of every perceived slight."

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • Builds on the original: It references the original "high five" premise.
  • Uses Factual Knowledge: Incorporates the donkey’s impressive memory.
  • Twists the Expectation: Instead of just being a silly pun, it imagines the high five as a calculated, historically informed gesture of either deep appreciation or grudging acceptance based on past interactions.
  • Creates Absurdity through Detail: Adding the detail of "a very detailed recollection" makes it funnier. The idea of a donkey holding a grudge for 25 years over an apple core is inherently amusing.

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