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What do you call a flying monk ?

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

An Air Friar.

Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on the original, with a similar structure but a different core element:

Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated wizard?

…A Spell Blocker.

Okay, let’s break down the joke and then build something funnier (hopefully!).

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call a flying monk?” – This sets up a classic riddle format, anticipating a clever wordplay-based answer.
  • Punchline: “An Air Friar.” – This is the pun. It replaces “friar” (a type of monk) with a homophone “air,” suggesting flying.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected substitution of a familiar word to create a nonsensical, yet visually appealing image. It’s silly and lighthearted. The pun exploits the similarity in sound.

Key Elements:

  • Monk/Friar: Religious figure known for a life of contemplation and often associated with monasteries.
  • Flying: The ability to defy gravity, usually associated with birds, airplanes, or mythical creatures.
  • Pun/Homophone: The core mechanic of the joke, relying on the sound-alike nature of “friar” and “air.”

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use these elements to create something new. I’ll go for a “Did You Know?” format that adds a layer of absurdity to the original joke:

Did you know?

While the existence of “Air Friars” (monks capable of flight) is purely hypothetical, the concept isn’t entirely without precedent in religious folklore! In some Tibetan Buddhist traditions, there are stories of advanced practitioners achieving siddhi, or supernatural powers, including the ability to levitate or even fly short distances. Unfortunately, instead of “Air Friar,” they’re often referred to as “really, really quiet people who occasionally hover.” The reason? Turns out, levitation is extremely distracting in a vow of silence. They spend more time concentrating on not bumping into the ceiling than on inner peace. And that, friends, is why you’ve never heard of a flying monk.

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