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What do you call a group of people smoking weed?

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Joint Coalition

Joke Poo:

What do you call a group of plumbers working on a particularly nasty blockage?

A Clogged Congress.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke:

Original Joke:

  • Setup: What do you call a group of people smoking weed?
  • Punchline: A Joint Coalition

Key Elements:

  1. Wordplay: The humor relies on the double meaning of "joint." It refers both to a marijuana cigarette and to a group working together ("joint" as in "joint effort").
  2. Marijuana Reference: The setup explicitly mentions "smoking weed," establishing the context.
  3. Political Undertones (Subtle): The word "Coalition" subtly suggests a political alliance or group, which is incongruous with the relaxed imagery of a group smoking weed. The humor comes from applying a formal, political term to a casual, often stereotyped, activity.

Comedic Enrichment & New Material:

Now, let’s build on this:

Witty Observation/Did You Know:

"Did you know that while a ‘Joint Coalition’ implies a coming together, historically, the effects of certain indica-dominant strains are more likely to result in a ‘Separate Relaxation Pact’ between the sofa and the nearest bag of chips? Scientific studies, conducted entirely from the comfort of my own armchair, support this theory."

New Joke Structure:

  • Setup: What do you call a group of highly organized squirrels hoarding nuts for the winter?
  • Punchline: A Nutty Convention.

(Explanation: This follows the same formula: applying a formal-sounding word to a casual scenario)

Enhanced Joke (Adding a layer of factual absurdity):

"What do you call a group of people smoking weed and debating the merits of Schrödinger’s cat?

A Quantum Joint Coalition. They’re simultaneously high and not high, until you observe them."

(Explanation: This adds a layer of complexity by referencing quantum physics, a notoriously difficult subject. The humor comes from combining the stoner stereotype with a highbrow intellectual concept)

Why these are funny (or at least, attempt to be):

  • The ‘Did You Know’ attempts to undermine seriousness by using hyperbole. It juxtaposes the clinical language of "scientific studies" with the lazy act of relaxing on a sofa, highlighting the contrast between expectation and reality.
  • The "Nutty Convention" maintains the original joke’s structure while introducing a completely new topic that also has a double meaning in that "nutty" is slang for crazy.
  • The "Quantum Joint Coalition" tries to elevate the humor by inserting an intellectual reference, creating a ridiculous image of stoners discussing quantum physics. The reference to "Schrödinger’s Cat" is funny because it is often misinterpreted and can be made humorous in its ambiguity.

Hopefully, this gives you a deeper understanding of the original joke and generates some new comedic possibilities! I’ve strived to be amusing and enrich the humor.

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