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What do you call a half-Jewish half-Irish guy?

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Joke Poo:

What do you call a half-programmer, half-chef?

…A C++uisine Expert!

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The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
What did the pickle say to the cucumber?
A young class were enjoying the first day of first grade.
At the hospital…
A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
The perch problem
In Russia, two guys are queuing to buy potatoes
There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Knock knock
Charley Pride was a legendary musician
Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
Why did Shakespeare only use quills
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Do the laundry
A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
Hi. What’s your name?
Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
I like to hibernate during the winter
50 Cent started rapping in 1996
Timmy asks his Father how politics work
Teacher gift
What comes after a sextillion.
My son walked in with a rock in his hand
My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
The doctor says I have ADHD
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
The secret to a conflictless marriage
There is something I don’t understand about 69
A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
When do horses eat the most?
Confucius say…
An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
What was the quiet pooper’s motto?
Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
What US military branch is the most patriotic?

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