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What do you call a half-Jewish half-Irish guy?

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

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What do you call a half-programmer, half-chef?

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A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
What is a wok?
Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
Why are you right handed?
How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
Two teenage church-goers get married.
As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
Accent misjudged
The speeding biker
My boss told me to have a good day…
Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
A joke for reddit
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
A woman cheats on her husband
Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
A Guy Meets An Actor
Frank and the Chili Cook off
On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
Why did the condom fly across the room?
When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
“Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
I wanted to be a CEO
I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.

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