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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ambulance!

Joke Poo:

What do you call a toilet overflowing with chocolate?

A Hershey squirt!

Alright, let’s dissect this shovel-headed humor!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: "What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?" – This creates a visual and slightly unsettling image. It’s a classic riddle setup, leading the audience to anticipate a pun or clever descriptor.
  • Punchline: "An ambulance!" – This is a wordplay punchline. It’s not what you call him, but what you call. The answer is completely logical and immediate given the situation, sidestepping the expectation of a clever name. The humor comes from the unexpected, absurd literalness of the answer and the implied medical emergency.
  • Key Elements:
    • Wordplay: The joke hinges on the double meaning of "call."
    • Absurdity/Gallows Humor: The image is inherently absurd and slightly dark due to the violent situation.
    • Subverted Expectation: The audience expects a name, but gets a description of the action to take.

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, leveraging those elements, here are a few options:

1. A New Joke (building on the same premise):

Why did the man with a shovel in his head cross the road?

To get to the other emergency room! His deductible hadn’t been met at the first one.

  • Analysis: This keeps the morbid humor and absurdity but adds a layer of real-world frustration (dealing with healthcare costs), making it relatable and adding another level of humor.

2. Witty Observation/Did You Know (relating to shovels):

Did you know that in some archaeological digs, shovels are actually considered too crude? They use trowels and brushes. So, next time someone says you’re being "shoveled," maybe you’re just not delicate enough for that ancient Egyptian sarcophagus. And definitely call an ambulance.

  • Analysis: This takes the literal shovel and expands on it to interesting factual info about archaeology. This turns a violent image into a humorous observation about context and appropriateness. The ending brings it back to the original joke’s tone.

3. Alternative punchline (wordplay):

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Groundbreaking! (But please, still call an ambulance.)

  • Analysis: This uses the more standard ‘naming’ convention but makes the name a pun related to shovels and their typical use.

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